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Party Fish and Chip Van for Sepham Heath events

Bring the chip shop to your party in Sepham Heath. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Neighbourhood get-togethers
  • Leaving parties
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers

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Party fish and chip van for Sepham Heath events

Party fish and chip van for your party in Sepham Heath

For children, there is sausage and chips, so one van feeds the whole party. We are frequently asked to cater naming days and christenings and reunions and family get-togethers, with pie and chips, gravy and cod and chips.

Country parties near Sepham Heath suit a chip van: fried fresh and eaten outside. Have a firm back-up spot for wet weather. You’ll know what’s included before you book: the date, the service time and the menu, with no surprises on the day.

A sausage and chips covered with curry sauce
Where
Sepham Heath (TN14)
Area hub
Kent
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026

Should I sort the food myself?

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties do not mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the party.

Events we cater in Sepham Heath

It suits all ages, which makes it perfect for family celebrations.

Whatever brings people together, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We regularly serve:

  • Get-togethers with old friends
  • Leaving parties
  • Summer garden parties
  • Neighbourhood get-togethers

Nearby historic houses include Lullingstone Castle (3.1 miles north-east) and Down House (4.2 miles west). Grand settings like these frequently have strict rules on vehicles and caterers, so for most parties a home or hired hall is simpler.

Questions to ask before you book

  • The deposit and payment dates
  • Any minimum charge
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • How many hours the van serves

Choosing a fish and chip van

Planning the van’s spot

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • A spot near your guests
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue

If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.

Popular choices

  • Curry sauce
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy

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FAQs for Sepham Heath

How far is Sepham Heath from London?

About 16 miles from central London.

Which station is closest to Sepham Heath?

Knockholt station, about 1.7 miles north-west of the centre.

Do you bring everything you need?

All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we will confirm what we need.

What does it cost to hire the van?

We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Give us your date, numbers and serving time and we’ll reply with a price.

How long are you on site?

It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

Can the van park on my drive?

Frequently, yes, with a level drive and a clear way in. Send a photo of the drive and the way in.

How do you handle allergies?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will give you the allergen information.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

Sepham Heath parties: what to know

Sepham Heath is about 3 miles north-west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. People in Sepham Heath book us for all sorts of reasons, but it always starts the same way: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. Sepham Heath is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 16 miles away.

A christening at Otford Lane Mission Church followed by fish and chips on the drive is a simple, popular plan. Thinking of using Polhill Bank? Parks normally need the owner’s permission, frequently the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade. Sepham Heath is within about 2 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape, so many gardens around here have a great outlook.

We take the van to parties all over TN14 and the streets around it. For parties just outside Sepham Heath, we cover Halstead (1 mile north-west), Twitton (1 mile south-east), Badgers Mount (1 mile north), Knockholt Pound (1 mile south-west) and Shoreham (1 mile north-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Dartford (9 miles north), Sevenoaks (3 miles south-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south), Gravesend (12 miles north-east), Tonbridge (10 miles south-east) and Northfleet (11 miles north-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Lullingstone Castle (3.1 miles north-east) and Sevenoaks Hospital (3.1 miles south-east). The countryside around Sepham Heath includes Betsom's Hill and Dryhill Nature Reserve.

  • Local pubs include Crown Cottages The Rose And Crown Public House (0.7 miles north-west)
Map of Sepham Heath © OpenStreetMap contributors

Food your guests will love

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.

Diets, allergies and planning

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Mention the van to neighbours
  • Ask about dietary needs on the invitation

Plan where the queue stands if the van is on the drive.

Seats or a few tables help people eat comfortably.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Sepham Heath?

For a relaxed celebration, a chip van is hard to beat. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.

Why us?

  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • No kitchen needed
  • A quote that spells everything out

See our prices page and the cost guide.

Prices and what affects them

Your quote will be clear. What affects it most:

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The number of meals
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • How long we serve

Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is typically the best value.

What we need to know

To check availability and price, we need:

  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • The date and time of the event
  • Where the event is

It is easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

Step by step

The first sign we have arrived is normally the smell. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. In Sepham Heath, a June party has light until about 9:20pm, while a late-September one is dark by about 7:05pm. Fairy lights by the van help once it gets dark.

  1. We start with a few details about your party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Getting ready for the day

  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue

How to get a price

Each quote is put together for your party. Start with your date, and we’ll confirm whether we’re available that day.

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Related guides

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