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Fish and Chip Van Hire in Brasted

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van in Brasted and the surrounding area.

  • Village fêtes and school fairs
  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers

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Fresh fish and chips in Brasted

How our fish and chip van hire works in Brasted

Hiring a fish and chip van brings the chip shop to your door. The van parks up, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot and crisp. Typical bookings include care home visits and work Christmas parties, with sausage and chips, pie and chips and cod and chips.

In Brasted, the van might park on a drive, in a church car park or in a works yard. Let us know about the route in. You’ll know what’s included before booking: the date, the service time and the menu.

Area
Brasted (TN16)
Region
Greater London
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026
A piece of battered fish, chips and curry sauce on a dark board

Looking after everyone

We take allergies seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving
  • Arrange an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Mention any vegetarian or vegan guests
  • Give us separate numbers for children

Keep the menu short and the queue moves quickly.

Tables or benches nearby help people eat comfortably.

Brasted questions

Is parking a problem for the van in Brasted?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will work around it.

Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.

What areas do you cover?

We cover London and the South East, Greater London included. See all areas.

Can fish and chips be the only food?

Yes. Fish and chips with mushy peas is a full meal.

What happens if it rains?

The weather does not stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

What is fish and chip van hire?

We bring the van to your event, set up, heat the fryers and cook to order, serving from the hatch at the time you choose.

What can guests choose from?

Chip-shop favourites: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

How much does a fish and chip van cost in Brasted?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Ordering a takeaway for a crowd means long waits and food that cools on the journey. A van fries on the spot, so it’s crisp when it’s handed over. Dates make a difference: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. It is worth asking early.

Why Brasted hosts choose us

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • Events in Brasted and across Greater London
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies

Read our pricing or the cost guide.

The menu, dish by dish

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal.

Haddock and chips

Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Planners, venues and businesses

Parks, greens and streets normally need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

How we price a fish and chip van

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • How long we serve

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Getting an accurate quote

The more we know about your event, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • Where the event is
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Where the van would park
  • Rough numbers for adults and children

Planning a fish and chip van in Brasted? Send us the details and we’ll come back with a quote. Just use our quote form.

Perfect for your event in Brasted

It needs no kitchen, so it is at home in car parks, yards and fields where plated meals are hard.

Whatever the occasion in Brasted, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We are frequently booked for:

  • Visits to care homes and day centres
  • Work Christmas parties
  • Evening wedding food
  • Wakes and gatherings after a funeral

If you are organising a summer fair for a school like Combe Bank School, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser.

What to look for in a quote

  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • Whether VAT is included

Choosing a fish and chip van

Brasted: venues, parking and local tips

Brasted is about 3 miles west of Sevenoaks, in Greater London. Anywhere in TN16, we can bring the van to you. Brasted is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Brasted to London (18 miles away).

For anyone arriving by rail, the nearest station is Dunton Green station, about 3.1 miles north-east. Within reach of Brasted are historic houses such as Quebec House (1.5 miles south-west) and Chartwell (2.5 miles south-west). Historic venues often limit vehicles, so ask early if you are booking one. Brasted is within about 6 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape. Check your venue’s rules on catering vans.

This part of Greater London takes in TN16, so your event can be anywhere in it. Your event could be at a house on High Street, Station Road and Watermill Close or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Brasted, we also cover Sundridge (1 mile east), Brasted Chart (1 mile south), Chipstead (2 miles east), Chevening (2 miles north-east) and Bessels Green (2 miles east). Larger places within reach include Orpington (7 miles north), New Cross (15 miles north-west), Thornton Heath (13 miles north-west), Croydon (11 miles north-west), East Dulwich (15 miles north-west) and Plumstead (15 miles north).

Other landmarks nearby include Sevenoaks Museum (3.8 miles east) and Tandridge Priory (3.8 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include Betsom's Hill and Dryhill Nature Reserve.

  • Nearby, you’ll find The White Hart pub (within half a mile east)
Map of Brasted © OpenStreetMap contributors

Takeaway run or book a van?

Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. A van is designed for exactly this.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

Step by step

Nothing is cooked before it’s needed. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, so it’s as fresh as from any chip shop. In Brasted, the sun sets at about 9:20pm in late June and about 7:05pm in late September, so summer evening service is normally in daylight. In December it is dark by about 3:55pm, so winter events need lighting by the van.

  1. Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

Getting ready for the day

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day

Getting a price

Still finalising the details? That’s fine: tell us the basics about your event, and we will quote on that. Start when you’re ready: send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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