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Fish and chip van hire in Green Street Green, Greater London
Bring the chip shop to your event in Green Street Green. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.
- Birthday celebrations
- Wakes and celebrations of life
- Village fêtes and school fairs
Fresh fish and chips in Green Street Green
About the food
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips covers anyone who doesn’t want fish, and it is a favourite with children.
Pie and chips
Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is a favourite in colder months.
Fish and chip van hire in Green Street Green, fried fresh
There’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. All it needs is a level spot it can reach, which most drives, car parks and yards can offer. We serve gravy, sausage and chips and haddock and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater care home visits and work Christmas parties.
In Green Street Green, the van might park on a drive, in a church car park or in a works yard. Tell us how the van gets in. Timings are planned around your event, so the food is ready when you want to eat.
- Location
- Green Street Green (BR6)
- County
- Greater London
- Menu
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Price
- Quoted for your event
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
How it works
On the day, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Then everything is fried to order, timed around your event. Evenings in Green Street Green stay light until about 9:20pm in June, but by late September sunset is around 7:05pm; after dark, the queue and the path to the van need good lighting.
- Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Before we arrive
- Give us a contact for the day
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
- Have a level parking spot ready
Ask for a quote
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A photo of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, use our quote form.
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Why choose a fish and chip van in Green Street Green?
With a barbecue, somebody ends up cooking all afternoon. With a van, nobody misses the event. Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your event.
Why Green Street Green hosts choose us
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
- A menu almost everyone likes
- Everything cooked to order at your event
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the event.
Space, access and the venue
We’ll be honest if a spot will not work, and help find another. What matters most:
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- Access wide and high enough for the van
As a London location, Green Street Green is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.
From the hatch
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Curry sauce
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
Who books fish and chip van hire in Green Street Green?
People book a chip van because it’s food and a bit of fun at once. The hatch becomes a meeting point, and the food is hot and plentiful.
In Green Street Green and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:
- Garden parties and summer get-togethers
- Village fêtes and school fairs
- Milestone birthday parties
- Gatherings after a funeral
For a christening or celebration after a service at a church such as St Mary's Church, the van can serve at a hall or home nearby.
What your quote should include
- The deadline for final numbers
- The deposit and payment dates
- Whether VAT is included
- Whether travel is included
For event organisers in Green Street Green
Having the party at home? Send a photo of where the van would park, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
Bringing the van to Green Street Green
Green Street Green is about 2 miles south of Orpington, in Greater London. For events in Green Street Green, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Green Street Green. We cover all 764 towns and villages across Greater London. You can also see our page for London, about 13 miles away.
If you had Hewitt's Chalk Bank in mind, ask the council or landowner first: vans cannot simply park up and serve in a public park. Among the historic houses close to Green Street Green are Down House (2.1 miles south-west) and Bromley Palace (4.6 miles north-west). Estates like these tend to have strict rules for vans, so check before booking. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 5 miles of Green Street Green. Check your venue’s rules on catering vans.
We cover events in every part of the BR6 postcode area. Local streets include Vine Road, Laxey Road and Shire Lane; an event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Other places close to Green Street Green we cover include Farnborough (1 mile north-west), Hazelwood (1 mile south-west), Crofton (2 miles north), Downe (2 miles south-west) and Farthing Street (2 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as London (13 miles north-west), City of Westminster (15 miles north-west), Marylebone (15 miles north-west), St Pancras (15 miles north-west), Shoreditch (14 miles north-west) and Hoxton (15 miles north-west).
Nearby you’ll also find Orpington Hospital (0.8 miles north-east) and Crofton Roman Villa (1.5 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Summer Hill and Downe Bank Nature Reserve.
- Nearby, you will find Queens Head pub (within half a mile east)
What affects the price in Green Street Green
There is nothing hidden: the price is based on:
- Cod, haddock or both
- The length of service
- The date and time of year
- The minimum booking
Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.
What we need to know
Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:
- Your date and serving time
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- Where you’d like the van to go
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can use our quote form.
Green Street Green: your questions answered
What about parking in Green Street Green?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will plan around it.
Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will follow the site rules.
Do we need to provide equipment?
Everything is cooked in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.
How long does set-up take?
We get there in good time to set up. We will agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.
How much space do you need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
Which areas do you serve?
We cover London and the South East, including Greater London. Find your area.
Who clears up?
We clear the van’s area after service. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch