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Fish and chip van hire in North Hyde, Greater London
Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van in North Hyde.
- Wakes and celebrations of life
- Company team days
- Summer garden parties
Fish and chip van hire for North Hyde events
Organising for someone else?
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep you updated on arrival and serving times.
If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.
Fish and chip van hire in North Hyde, cooked to order
Rain doesn’t stop a fish and chip van, because the fryers are inside. It’s a dependable choice for events in any season. On the menu are gravy, pie and chips and haddock and chips, and we are frequently booked for fish and chip days at care homes and garden parties and summer get-togethers.
In a London neighbourhood like North Hyde, the van generally parks on a drive, in a car park or yard, or on a street with the right permission. The thing to plan is where the van stops, so let us know about off-street space or permits. We plan the timings around your day, so the food is ready when you want to eat.
- Area
- North Hyde (UB2, TW5)
- Area hub
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
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A fish and chip van or other catering?
With a barbecue, somebody ends up cooking all afternoon. With a van, the host gets to enjoy the day. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.
What you get with us
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- Quick service from the hatch
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- Everything cooked to order at your event
See our prices page and the cost guide.
Perfect for your event in North Hyde
It suits relaxed, sociable events, where people can wander up when they’re ready.
The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:
- Summer garden parties
- Big birthdays
- Care home visits
- Christmas parties
For a fundraiser at a school like Norwood Green Infant and Nursery School, the van can trade from a pitch agreed with the school.
Before you book anyone
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- The cancellation terms
- A clear list of what’s included
- How late numbers can change
FAQs for North Hyde
We’re gathering after a service at St Leonard's Church: can you come?
Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you will gather.
Is parking a problem for the van in North Hyde?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll plan around it.
How much space do you need?
Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. Send us a photo if you’re not sure.
Can the van park on the street?
Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.
Which fish do you use?
Tell us your preference when you book and we’ll confirm what we can offer.
Do you clear up afterwards?
The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for guests are worth planning.
What’s on the menu?
The classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.
How much does a fish and chip van cost in North Hyde?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your event and we’ll send a quote.
How it works
Rain does not stop the fryers, because the cooking happens inside the van. Guests will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch. By late September, sunset in North Hyde is around 7:05pm, and in December it’s nearer 3:55pm. For anything after that, plan lights for the queue.
- Send us your date, numbers and address.
- We check the route in and send a price.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
How to prepare
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Make sure the van can get in
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
Getting a price
We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, fill in our quote form.
Related guides
Prices and what affects them
Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:
- How many people are eating
- Distance and any road charges
- The length of service
- Any minimum charge
Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
What we need to know
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- The venue or postcode
- A picture of where the van would go
- The date and time of the event
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, use our quote form.
About the food
Gravy
Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal.
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there is pie and chips.
Fish and chip van hire around North Hyde
North Hyde is about 1 mile south of Southall, in Greater London. Events in North Hyde are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We serve 764 places in Greater London. Our nearest city page is London, about 12 miles away.
Nearby historic houses include Osterley House (1.3 miles east) and Boston Manor (2.7 miles east). Historic venues often limit vehicles, so ask early if you’re booking one. Coming by train? The nearest station is Southall station, about 1 mile north.
Anywhere in UB2 and TW5, we can fry fresh for your guests. Whether your event is on Lea Road, Fern Lane and Court Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. With the A3005 close by, North Hyde is simple for us to get to for your event. Other places close to North Hyde we cover include Heston (1 mile south), Norwood Green (1 mile east), Osterley (1 mile east), Lampton (1 mile south-east) and Hounslow West (2 miles south). Further out, we also take the van to London (12 miles east), City of Westminster (10 miles east), Marylebone (10 miles east), Kensington (8 miles east), St Pancras (12 miles east) and Shoreditch (13 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include St Bernard's Hospital (1.6 miles north-east) and Treaty Centre (1.8 miles south-east). Open spaces near North Hyde include Long Wood and Garden Lake.
- Schools near North Hyde include Featherstone High School (0.6 miles north-west)
- Pubs nearby include The Plough Public House (0.7 miles east)
- Parks and local facilities nearby include Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (2 miles south-east)
Planning for dietary needs
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:
- Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
- Let us know numbers for vegetarians and vegans
- Have a back-up for anyone who cannot eat from the van
- Collect allergies with your RSVPs
You shouldn’t have to worry about the food on the day. We arrive in good time, set up, cook and serve, and stay in touch about any changes.
Let everyone know when the food is ready.
Should I sort the food myself?
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties do not mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch