Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East

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Fish and chip van hire in UB2

A mobile fish and chip van across UB2, covering Southall, North Hyde and Norwood Green. For weddings, parties and work events, fried fresh at the hatch.

Fish and chip van hire in UB2

Our fish and chip van hire in UB2

The menu is short and classic: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus the sides everyone expects. Fewer choices means fresher food and shorter waits. We are often asked to cater Fêtes, fairs and school events and christmas parties, with sausage and chips, cod and chips and pie and chips.

Serving is straightforward: food goes from the fryer to the hatch. When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

What you will pay

There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why book our van

  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Quick service from the hatch

Getting a price

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, use our quote form.

Local landmarks in Southall

In Southall, that can mean an event near Saint John, Glassy Junction pub and Villiers High School, among other places. You’ll also find Minet Country Park (1 mile west) and Hambrough Primary School (under half a mile north). Southall has its own railway station: Southall station. Other landmarks nearby include Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (2.8 miles south-east) and St Bernard's Hospital (1.2 miles east). Open spaces near Southall include Northala Fields and Middle Lake.

A fish and chip van across UB2: what to know

From Southall, Hanwell and West Ealing to 1 villages and hamlets, bookings across UB2 range from town-centre sites to farmyards, and a chip van suits every kind of setting. Town bookings mean planning parking; village bookings mean planning access.

Southall: For a fundraiser at a school like Hambrough Primary School, the van can trade from a pitch agreed with the school. Thinking of using Minet Country Park? Parks usually need the owner’s permission, often the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade. Light matters for evening service: in Southall, sunset is around 8:55pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June, but by late December it is dark by about 3:55pm.

Occasions we serve in UB2

People book a chip van because it’s food and a bit of fun at once. The hatch becomes a meeting point, and the food is hot and plentiful.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:

  • Visits to care homes and day centres
  • Garden get-togethers
  • Weddings and evening receptions
  • Work Christmas parties

Planning for dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:

  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving
  • Count children separately
  • Add an allergy question to your invitations

Bins and napkins near the hatch make life easier for everyone.

A gazebo by the van keeps the queue dry.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Plated meals need a kitchen and a bigger team. A van needs only a level spot and permission to park, and the food is cooked to order.

Comparing caterers

  • The cancellation terms
  • Any minimum charge
  • A clear list of what’s included
  • Whether VAT is included

How we price a fish and chip van

We will give you a clear quote. What affects it most:

  • The length of service
  • Numbers
  • The date and time of year
  • The menu and how many choices

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.

Getting an accurate quote

Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Expected numbers

The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Give us the details of your event, and we will check the date and send a price.

What comes out of the fryer

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it’s on the menu.

FAQs for UB2

How long does set-up take?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.

Is grass a problem?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we will advise.

Is there something for children?

Children are very welcome. Tell us how many children, and we will plan for them.

What food do you serve?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

What about guests who don’t eat fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes. The fryers are in the van, so food is cooked there and then, not cooked earlier and kept warm.

Who clears up?

The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for guests are worth planning.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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