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Fish and chip van hire in Swallowfield, West Berkshire
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van in Swallowfield and the surrounding area.
- Festive get-togethers
- Big birthdays
- Wakes and celebrations of life
Fish and chip van hire for Swallowfield events
Fish and chip van hire in Swallowfield, fried fresh
There’s something generous about fish and chips: big pieces of fish, crisp batter and a mountain of chips. It makes the food a talking point. We’re frequently asked to cater big birthdays and care home visits, with pie and chips, sausage and chips and cod and chips.
In a hamlet or village like Swallowfield, a farmyard or a neighbour’s field can make a good pitch. Mention gates and soft ground when you get in touch. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your event, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.
- Where
- Swallowfield (RG7)
- County
- West Berkshire
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Working with your venue
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will work through them with you.
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
Towns and villages near Swallowfield
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How it works
Setting up takes a little while, because the oil has to come up to temperature, so we’re there in good time before you want to eat. In Swallowfield, the sun sets at about 9:25pm in late June and about 7:05pm in late September, so summer evening service is normally in daylight. In December it’s dark by about 3:55pm, so winter events need lighting by the van.
- Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
- On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
How to prepare
- Clear the route for the van
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Have a level parking spot ready
How to get a price
Planning a fish and chip van in Swallowfield? Tell us what you have in mind and we will reply with a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.
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Planning a chip van in Swallowfield
Swallowfield is about 5 miles south of Reading, in West Berkshire. In and around Swallowfield, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. Swallowfield is one of 155 places in West Berkshire where we bring the van.
If you are gathering after a service at a church like Church of All Saints, a nearby hall car park or drive suits the van. If guests are travelling by rail, Mortimer station is about 3.3 miles away.
For events in RG7, we just need to know where the van can park. That could mean an event at a home on The Street, Hornbeams and Fieldfare Court or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. If your venue is just outside Swallowfield, we also cover Riseley (1 mile south), Spencers Wood (1 mile north), Beech Hill (2 miles west), Farley Hill (2 miles east) and Grazeley (2 miles north-west). Further out, we also take the van to Thatcham (13 miles west), Burghfield Common (5 miles west), Calcot (6 miles north-west), Shaw (15 miles west), Burghfield Hill (4 miles west) and Theale (6 miles north-west).
Well-known places in the area include Beaumys Castle (0.9 miles west) and Royal Berkshire Hospital (5 miles north). Within reach you will find The Marshes Local Nature Reserve and Longwater.
- Schools near Swallowfield include Oakbank (1.8 miles north)
- Pubs nearby include The Crown pub (under half a mile east)
About the food
Curry sauce
Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.
Pie and chips
Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish.
Is a fish and chip van right for your event?
Ordering a takeaway for a crowd means long waits and food that cools on the journey. The van cooks right there, so the batter is still crisp. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.
Why book with us
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- Something for guests to gather round
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
Take a look at our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.
Common questions in Swallowfield
What’s the nearest station to Swallowfield?
Mortimer station, about 3.3 miles west of the centre.
Can the van park in Swallowfield Meadow?
Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.
How soon do we need to book?
As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it is soon.
How much space do you need?
Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
What does it cost to hire the van?
We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.
What about guests who do not eat fish?
Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
Can the van park on the street?
That depends on local parking rules. A drive, car park or yard is typically easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.
What do you bring?
The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
Prices and what affects them
There’s nothing hidden: the quote reflects:
- Whether a minimum applies
- Numbers
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- How easy the site is to reach
Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.
Details that help
You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- The venue or postcode
- Rough numbers for adults and children
Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will check availability right away.
Planning the van’s spot
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.
On the menu in Swallowfield
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Curry sauce
- Chips
- Pie and chips
Who books fish and chip van hire in Swallowfield?
On a grey day, hot fish and chips wins, and the van keeps frying whatever the weather.
If you’re planning any of these, we can help:
- Birthday celebrations
- Fêtes, fairs and school events
- Gatherings after a funeral
- Garden parties and summer get-togethers
Within reach of Swallowfield are historic houses such as Stratfield Saye House (2.6 miles south-west). Historic venues often limit vehicles, so ask early if you are booking one.
Before you book anyone
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- The deadline for final numbers
- The van’s size and access needs
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
Should I sort the food myself?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is typically the easier option.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch