Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Windsor and Maidenhead · England

Funeral and wake catering in Brookside, Windsor and Maidenhead

We bring fish and chips for the wake to Brookside and nearby, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Wakes at home
  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Scattering of ashes gatherings

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Fresh fish and chips in Brookside

How our funeral and wake catering works in Brookside

We serve wakes at homes, halls, clubs and venues. We’re often asked to cater family gatherings after a burial or cremation and remembrance gatherings, serving mushy peas, sausage and chips and haddock and chips.

For a wake near Brookside, a farmhouse or village hall often works well. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

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Area
Brookside (SL5, SL4)
Area hub
Windsor and Maidenhead
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

A fish and chip van or other catering?

A formal meal does not always suit. Fish and chips lets people mingle. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Why us?

  • No kitchen needed
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Bookings across Windsor and Maidenhead, including Brookside
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side

Read our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.

Organising for someone else?

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Prices and what affects them

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • The menu and how many choices
  • Service time
  • Access and parking
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.

What to tell us

To speed things up, tell us:

  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • Expected numbers
  • Where the event is
  • Dietary needs, with numbers

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

Planning the van’s spot

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.

Popular choices

  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips

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Who books funeral and wake catering in Brookside?

There is no kitchen work for anyone.

The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:

  • Village hall wakes
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes
  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
  • Remembrance gatherings

If the funeral is at a church such as Chapel of St Mary and St John, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.

Before you book anyone

  • The van’s size and access needs
  • Whether there’s a minimum
  • The cancellation terms
  • Payment terms and deposit

Our booking checklist

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is especially welcome on a cold day.

Curry sauce

Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.

How it works

You will know we’re ready when the smell of frying drifts over. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. Summer evenings in Brookside stay light until about 9:25pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:55pm.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

Getting ready for the day

  • Share the timings for the day
  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates

Getting a price

Planning fish and chips for the wake in Brookside? Tell us what you have in mind and we will come back with a quote. To contact us, use our quote form.

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Planning help

After a funeral in Brookside

Brookside is about 3 miles east of Wick Hill, in Windsor and Maidenhead. Whether your wake is in the middle of Brookside or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. Brookside is one of 57 places in Windsor and Maidenhead we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Brookside to Guildford (about 13 miles away).

If relatives are coming by rail, Ascot station is about 1.3 miles away.

We take the van to wakes all over the SL5 and SL4 postcode area. Whether your wake is on New Road, The Avenue and Coach Road or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. For wakes just outside Brookside, we cover North Ascot (1 mile south-west), Plaistow Green (1 mile north), Woodside (1 mile north-east), Ascot (1 mile south-east) and Winkfield (1 mile north-west). Further out, we also take the van to Maidenhead (7 miles north), Windsor (4 miles north-east), Boyn Hill (6 miles north-west), Cookham (9 miles north), Furze Platt (8 miles north) and Dedworth (4 miles north).

Other landmarks nearby include Heatherwood Hospital (1 mile south) and The Lexicon (3 miles west). Open spaces near Brookside include Virginia Water Lake.

  • Nearby schools include Ascot Heath Church of England Junior School (less than half a mile west)
  • Local pubs include Royal Hunt pub (within half a mile south-west)
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Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Brookside

Can you serve after a service at Chapel of St Mary and St John?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is generally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

Which station is closest to Brookside?

Ascot station, about 1.3 miles south of the centre.

How long will the queue be?

That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan to keep the queue moving.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

What if the service runs late?

Of course. We serve when people are ready.

Do we need to provide anything?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we’ll take it from there.

Where can the van park?

Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you are not sure.

Can the van park on the street?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.

Allergies and dietary needs

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:

  • Plan for a few extra people
  • Confirm the van can park at the hall
  • Tell us about any close family with allergies
  • Have chairs for those who need them

Ensure older relatives can sit to eat.

A tea table run by a friend is a comfort.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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