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Funeral and wake catering in Plaistow Green, Windsor and Maidenhead

We bring fish and chips for the wake across Plaistow Green and Windsor and Maidenhead, frying fresh at your venue.

  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • Celebrations of life
  • Scattering of ashes gatherings

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Planning an event in Plaistow Green?

Wake catering near Plaistow Green

Plaistow Green is about 3 miles south-west of Windsor, in Windsor and Maidenhead. Tell us where your wake in Plaistow Green will be, and we will plan the route and the parking spot before the day. We cover 57 places in Windsor and Maidenhead. Our nearest city page is Reading, about 13 miles away.

Families holding a service at Church of St Peter often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park.

Wherever your wake is in SL4, we can bring the van to you. Whether your wake is on Lovel Road and Hatchet Lane or a nearby road, we will bring the van to you. For wakes just outside Plaistow Green, we cover Woodside (1 mile south-east), Brookside (1 mile south), Cranbourne (1 mile north), Winkfield (1 mile north-west) and North Ascot (1 mile south-west). Larger places within reach include Maidenhead (6 miles north), Windsor (3 miles north-east), Boyn Hill (6 miles north-west), Cookham (9 miles north), Furze Platt (7 miles north) and Dedworth (3 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include The Lexicon (3.4 miles west) and Berkshire Yeomanry Museum (3.7 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Bray Pit and Virginia Water Lake.

  • Nearby schools include Papplewick School (1.1 miles south)
  • Local pubs include The Winkfield pub (under half a mile south-east)
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About our funeral and wake catering in Plaistow Green

Some families choose it because it was a loved one’s favourite, which makes it a fitting tribute. Whether it’s wakes at a pub or venue with outside space and village hall wakes, we’ll put together a menu of haddock and chips, mushy peas and sausage and chips for your guests.

In a small place like Plaistow Green, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. The menu is short on purpose: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

Location
Plaistow Green (SL4)
Area hub
Windsor and Maidenhead
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea

Why choose a fish and chip van in Plaistow Green?

Next to a buffet, a van gives everyone a hot meal, which helps when numbers are hard to predict. Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.

Why book our van in Plaistow Green

  • Hot food handed straight over
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Bookings across Windsor and Maidenhead, including Plaistow Green

Take a look at our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

For event organisers in Plaistow Green

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.

Prices and what affects them

Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:

  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Your choice of menu
  • Access and parking
  • The number of meals

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.

Details that help

To speed things up, tell us:

  • Where the event is
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • A picture of the parking spot

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, send us your details through our quote form.

The process

Serving is straightforward: everything is handed over hot from the hatch. Afterwards we pack up. Sunset in Plaistow Green is about 7:05pm in late September and about 3:55pm in December; plan a lit path from the door to the van.

  1. The family or funeral director sends us the date, place and numbers.
  2. We check where the van can park and send a clear price.
  3. Timings allow for the service and travel from it.
  4. We serve calmly from the hatch when everyone is ready.
  5. We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.

How to prepare

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Have a level parking spot ready

Getting a price

Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, fill in our quote form.

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The menu, dish by dish

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.

Where the van can park in Plaistow Green

We will agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Access wide and high enough for the van
  • Lighting nearby for evening events

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before you book.

On the menu in Plaistow Green

  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips

See the full menu

Looking after everyone

Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Keep the serving time flexible
  • Check the hall has an urn
  • Let us know of any allergies
  • Plan seating for older guests

Remember the journey from the service.

A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.

FAQs for Plaistow Green

Is Plaistow Green too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

Can you serve after a service at Church of St Peter?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is typically served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for guests.

Which areas do you serve?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Plaistow Green.

How do we estimate numbers?

Give us your best estimate, and we will firm it up nearer the day.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before you book.

Do you come to Plaistow Green?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, including Plaistow Green and the rest of Windsor and Maidenhead. To check your date, use our quote form.

Do we need to provide equipment?

All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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