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Funeral and wake catering in East Guldeford, East Sussex
Fried to order and served hot: fish and chips for the wake in East Guldeford and the surrounding area.
- Life celebrations
- Anniversary memorials
- Wakes at home
A chip van near East Guldeford
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
A pub or venue may cater a wake themselves. A van works at home or at a hall. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.
Why East Guldeford hosts choose us
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- Hot food handed straight over
- Bookings across East Sussex, including East Guldeford
Take a look at our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.
About our funeral and wake catering in East Guldeford
We understand that timings on the day can move, so we stay flexible. For family gatherings after a burial or cremation and wakes at church halls and clubs, we can cook haddock and chips, sausage and chips and pie and chips for your guests.
In rural East Guldeford, home or the hall is usual. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your wake, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.
- Where
- East Guldeford (TN31)
- Area hub
- East Sussex
- On the menu
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Price
- Contact us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
How it works
From set-up to the last portion, we look after the food, so you can enjoy your wake in East Guldeford. In winter, it’s dark in East Guldeford by about 3:50pm, so for an afternoon wake, light near the van and the door helps. Summer wakes have daylight well into the evening.
- Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for family and friends.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
How to prepare
- Share the timings for the day
- Make sure the van can get in
- Give us a contact for the day
Ask for a quote
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, fill in our quote form.
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Looking after everyone
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:
- Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
- Choose a friend to be our contact
- Allow a little extra
- Confirm the van can park at the hall
Afterwards, we leave quietly.
Have napkins and bins ready.
Before you choose a spot
Every site is different, so we will ask about yours when you contact us. In general, we need:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
From the hatch
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
What affects the price in East Guldeford
These are the factors that matter most:
- How far we travel
- Service time
- The day of the week
- Parking and the way in
Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your wake is.
What we need to know
When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:
- The venue or postcode
- Roughly how many people, including children
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- The spot you have in mind for the van
It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Should I sort the food myself?
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
Common questions in East Guldeford
Is East Guldeford close to London?
About 52 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
Can you serve after a service at The Parish Church of St Mary?
Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is typically served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.
Can a friend deal with you?
Of course. We can work with whoever is helping you.
What if we don’t know numbers?
Give us your best estimate, and we will firm it up nearer the day.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan service around it.
Do you serve wakes at home?
Yes, with a suitable spot for the van.
How much space do you need?
Not much: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. Send us a photo if you are not sure.
Do you do anything other than fish?
Yes: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
Nearby places to East Guldeford
Other occasions in East Guldeford
Wakes in East Guldeford: venues and practical details
East Guldeford is about 11 miles north-east of Hastings, in East Sussex. Around East Guldeford, we park wherever there is level, firm ground. East Guldeford is one of 289 towns and villages in East Sussex we cover. Our bookings stretch from East Guldeford to Canterbury (26 miles away).
If relatives are coming by rail, Rye station is about 1.2 miles away. East Guldeford is within about 2 miles of the sea, and for many families fish and chips brings back memories of the seaside.
Wherever your wake is in TN31, we can fry fresh for your guests. If your venue is just outside East Guldeford, we also cover Houghton Green (1 mile north-west), Playden (1 mile west), Rye (1 mile south-west), Rye Harbour (1 mile south) and Iden (2 miles north-west). Further out, we also take the van to Hastings (11 miles south-west), Bexhill-on-Sea (15 miles south-west), St Leonards (11 miles south-west), Hastings Old Town (10 miles south-west), Belmont (10 miles south-west) and Hollington (11 miles south-west).
Other landmarks nearby include Rye Castle Museum (East Street) (1.1 miles south-west) and Ypres Tower (1.1 miles south-west). Within reach you’ll find Rye Harbour Nature Reserve.
- Schools near East Guldeford include Rye College (1.1 miles south-west)
- Local pubs include Kings Head Inn (0.9 miles west)
Events we cater in East Guldeford
It’s one less thing to organise.
We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in East Guldeford and nearby. Some of the most common are:
- Gatherings at a village hall or club
- Remembrance gatherings
- Celebrations of life
- Wakes at venues
If the funeral is at a church such as The Parish Church of St Mary, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.
What your quote should include
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- Whether there’s a minimum
- When final numbers are due
- When payment is due
About the food
Gravy
A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch