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Funeral and wake catering in Iden, East Sussex

Funeral and wake catering in Iden: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
  • Gatherings at home after a funeral
  • Small family memorials

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Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Iden

Services frequently run over, so we stay flexible. For small family memorials and life celebrations, we will put together a menu of gravy, mushy peas and sausage and chips and more.

For a wake near Iden, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well, with the van in the yard or car park. You will know what’s included before booking: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea
Where
Iden (TN31)
Area hub
East Sussex
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

Looking after everyone

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. Our advice:

  • Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
  • Allow for the service running over
  • Check the hall has an urn
  • Plan for a few extra people

When everyone has eaten, we pack up quietly.

Some families add a favourite dessert or cake.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

What the van needs

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:

  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.

From the hatch

  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips

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What a fish and chip van costs

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • Parking and the way in
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Numbers

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What to tell us

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Where the van would park
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • The date and time of the event

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will check availability straight away.

Step by step

We arrive on time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out right on schedule. In summer, a wake in Iden has light until about 9:15pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:50pm.

  1. We start with a few details about your wake.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for family and friends.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Getting ready for the day

  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Clear the route for the van

Getting a price

Thinking about fish and chips for the wake for your wake in Iden? Tell us what you have in mind and we will come back with a quote. Just use our quote form.

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Planning help

Working with your venue

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will explain how it works. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Wakes in Iden: venues and practical details

Iden is about 11 miles north-east of Hastings, in East Sussex. For a wake in Iden, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields in and around Iden. We serve 289 places in East Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Iden to Canterbury (about 26 miles away).

For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Rye station is about 2 miles away. Iden is within about 3 miles of the sea.

Wherever your wake is in TN31, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. From Parkwood, Elmsmead and Grove Lane or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Houghton Green (1 mile south-east), Playden (1 mile south), Rye Foreign (1 mile south-west), East Guldeford (2 miles south-east) and Rye (2 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Hastings (11 miles south-west), Bexhill-on-Sea (15 miles south-west), St Leonards (12 miles south-west), Hastings Old Town (10 miles south-west), Belmont (10 miles south-west) and Hollington (11 miles south-west).

Well-known places in the area include Rye Castle Museum (East Street) (2.1 miles south) and Ypres Tower (2.2 miles south). Open spaces near Iden include Flatropers Wood.

  • Local schools include Rye College (1.8 miles south)
  • Pubs nearby include The Bell Inn (within half a mile north-east)
Map of Iden © OpenStreetMap contributors

Why choose a fish and chip van in Iden?

Next to a buffet, a van gives everyone a hot meal, and there’s less waste when numbers are uncertain. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why book with us

  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Hot food handed straight over

Take a look at how we price or what a fish and chip van costs.

About the food

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it is lovely with a pie.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it’s hot, crisp and generous.

Questions from Iden

How far is Iden from London?

Roughly 51 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

What’s the nearest station to Iden?

The closest is Rye station, roughly 2 miles away.

Does the batter contain gluten?

No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options before booking.

What if we only have street parking?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.

How do we estimate numbers?

Give us your best estimate, and we’ll firm it up nearer the day.

Do we need to provide anything?

Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Mention any power or water available and we’ll take it from there.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We clear the van’s area after service. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.

Where can the van park?

Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. If in doubt, send a photo.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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