Greater London · England
Funeral and Wake Catering in Hatton
Looking for fish and chips for the wake in Hatton? We bring the van to you and fry everything fresh on the spot.
- Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
- A favourite meal in someone’s memory
- Village hall wakes
Fresh fish and chips in Hatton
About our funeral and wake catering in Hatton
Sometimes fish and chips was the favourite meal of the person being remembered. Popular choices include gravy, cod and chips and mushy peas, and typical bookings are for gatherings after the committal and village hall wakes.
For a wake in Hatton, a hall or club with a car park is often simplest. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and service is quick once we are up and running.
- Area
- Hatton (TW14, TW6, TW4)
- Area hub
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quote
- Ask us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
Hatton questions
Could you trade in Hounslow Heath?
Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Check with them first.
Is parking a problem for the van in Hatton?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will work around it.
Can you cater for allergies?
Tell us about allergies when you book, and we will give you the allergen information.
Can our funeral director book for us?
Yes, many families prefer that.
Where do you take the van?
We cover London and the South East, Greater London included. See all areas.
Can the van park on grass?
It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a photo if you can.
What can guests choose from?
Fish and chips, of course, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.
What about guests who do not eat fish?
Yes: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
Planners, venues and businesses
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
How we price fish and chips for the wake
We will give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:
- Access and parking
- The day of the week
- How many people are eating
- How far we travel
A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.
What we need to know
You don’t need everything decided to ask for a quote, but it helps to know:
- Where the van would park
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- Allergies and diets you know about
Each quote is put together for your wake. Give us your date first, and we’ll check availability right away.
Towns and villages near Hatton
More for events in Hatton
Is a fish and chip van right for your wake?
Many wakes have sandwiches and cake. A hot meal can be more comforting. Larger groups normally cost less per head, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
What you get with us
- Events in Hatton and across Greater London
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- No surprises in your quote
- Rain does not stop the fryers
Read how we price and what a fish and chip van costs.
The menu, dish by dish
Gravy
Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal.
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and it is a favourite with children.
Hatton: halls, homes and travel
Hatton is about 1 mile north of Feltham, in Greater London. In and around Hatton, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field, close to your guests. Hatton is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van. We serve events right across the region, from Hatton to London (about 14 miles away).
If the funeral is at a church such as The Parish Church of the Good Shepherd, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short. Relatives arriving by train should know that Heathrow Terminal 4 Rail station, about 1.2 miles south-west, is the nearest station.
Wakes anywhere in TW14, TW6 and TW4 start with a parking spot for the van and a serving time. Streets in the area include Faggs Road, Envoy Avenue and Myrtle Avenue, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Hatton is on the A30, which makes the journey straightforward. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Cranford (1 mile north-east), Heathrow (1 mile west), Harlington (1 mile north-west), Bedfont (1 mile south-west) and Feltham (1 mile south). We also serve nearby towns such as London (14 miles east), City of Westminster (12 miles east), Marylebone (12 miles east), Kensington (10 miles east), St Pancras (14 miles east) and Shoreditch (15 miles east).
Nearby you’ll also find Treaty Centre (2.5 miles east) and Harlington (1.9 miles north-west). Green spaces nearby include Staines Reservoirs and Crane Meadows.
- Local schools include Rivers Academy West London (1.1 miles south)
- Nearby, you will find Green Man Public House (under half a mile south-east)
The process
We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we are there in good time before you want to eat. Summer evenings in Hatton stay light until about 9:20pm, but in December it’s dark by about 3:55pm.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
Before we arrive
- Let us know the serving time
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
- Get permission for the van from the venue
Getting a price
We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.
Planning help
Events we cater in Hatton
It suits all ages, from children to older relatives.
We can help if you are planning any of the following:
- Memorial gatherings
- Pub wakes
- Remembrance gatherings
- Gatherings at home after a funeral
With the A30 nearby, it is easy for family travelling by car to reach Hatton.
Questions to ask before you book
- When payment is due
- Whether VAT is included
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
Diets, allergies and planning
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:
- Ask a friend to run a tea table
- Let us know of any allergies
- Confirm the van can park at the hall
- Funeral directors can help with numbers
Remember the journey from the service when choosing a serving time.
Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.
Should I sort the food myself?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch