Slough · England
Funeral and wake catering in Hedgerley, Slough
Looking for fish and chips for the wake in Hedgerley? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry everything fresh on the spot.
- Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
- A tribute meal
- Small family memorials
A chip van near Hedgerley
What comes out of the fryer
Haddock and chips
Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.
Sausage and chips
A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger guests and fish-dodgers, especially with curry sauce.
Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Hedgerley
Services often run over, so we stay flexible. Whether it’s pub wakes and memorial gatherings, we can cook pie and chips, haddock and chips and cod and chips for your guests.
In a small place like Hedgerley, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu.
Step by step
Nothing is cooked before it is needed. Each portion is battered and fried as it is ordered, so it’s as fresh as from any chip shop. Late-December sunset in Hedgerley is about 3:55pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. Summer wakes have daylight well into the evening.
- It starts with the date, where the wake is and roughly how many.
- We check where the van can park and send a clear price.
- We plan a flexible serving time around the service.
- We serve calmly from the hatch when everyone is ready.
- We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.
Before we arrive
- Clear the route for the van
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Give us a contact for the day
Get a quote
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Hedgerley: your questions answered
What’s the nearest station to Hedgerley?
The closest is Gerrards Cross station, roughly 2.3 miles away.
Is Hedgerley close to London?
About 22 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We’ll talk it through when we quote.
Can you cook in the rain?
Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. Guests will appreciate cover near the hatch.
Can a friend deal with you?
Of course. We can work with whoever is helping you.
Do you take everything away?
The pitch is left as we found it. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
Do you come to Hedgerley?
Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, and Hedgerley is within our area. To check your date, send us your details through our quote form.
How do we estimate numbers?
Give us your best estimate, and we’ll plan with a little extra.
How we price fish and chips for the wake
Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:
- How long we serve
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- Numbers
- Access and parking
Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your wake is.
Getting an accurate quote
You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Where the van would park
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- A picture of where the van would go
Each quote is put together for your wake. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
Occasions we serve in Hedgerley
For some families, it was a favourite meal.
The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
- A favourite meal in someone’s memory
- Gatherings at a village hall or club
- Celebrations of life
If the funeral is at a church such as Parish Church of St Mary the Virgin, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.
Comparing caterers
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- How allergens are handled
- How late numbers can change
Nearby places to Hedgerley
Other occasions in Hedgerley
Hedgerley: halls, homes and travel
Hedgerley is about 3 miles south-east of Beaconsfield, in Slough. From the centre of Hedgerley to the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We cover all 31 towns and villages across Slough. Our nearest city page is Reading, about 18 miles away.
For family travelling by train, Gerrards Cross station is about 2.3 miles away.
Anywhere in SL2, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Your wake could be at a house on Jones Way, Hedgerley Hill and Cottage Park Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. For wakes just outside Hedgerley, we cover Egypt (1 mile south-west), Farnham Common (1 mile south-west), East Burnham (2 miles south-west), Littleworth Corner (2 miles west) and Farnham Royal (2 miles south). Further out, we also take the van to Slough (4 miles south), Cippenham (4 miles south), Chalvey (5 miles south), Langley (5 miles south-east), Upton (5 miles south) and Burnham (4 miles south-west).
Other landmarks nearby include Wexham Park Hospital (3 miles south-east). Open spaces near Hedgerley include Church Wood and Pynesfield Lake.
- Schools near Hedgerley include Khalsa Secondary Academy (2 miles south-east)
- Nearby, you will find The White Horse Public House (under half a mile north)
Diets, allergies and planning
Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:
- Plan seating for older guests
- Mention allergies you know about
- Check the hall has an urn
- Choose a friend to be our contact
We arrive in good time and park discreetly.
Photos or a memory book give people something to share.
Planning the van’s spot
We will be honest if a spot won’t work, and help find another. What matters most:
- A short walk from the party
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.
Popular choices
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
For event organisers in Hedgerley
Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch
