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Funeral and Wake Catering for Newhaven events

Fried to order and served hot: fish and chips for the wake in Newhaven and the surrounding area.

  • Village hall wakes
  • Gatherings at home after a funeral
  • Celebrations of life

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Funeral and wake catering for Newhaven events

Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Newhaven

The wake can be at home, at a village hall or club, or at a venue with space outside. Popular choices include gravy, pie and chips and cod and chips, and typical bookings are for wakes at home and gatherings at a village hall or club.

Wakes in Newhaven are often at home or in a local hall. We park on the drive or in the hall car park. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.

Area
Newhaven (BN9)
County
East Sussex
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips with peas next to a cup of tea

Organising for someone else?

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Parks, greens and streets generally need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

What affects the price in Newhaven

There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:

  • Distance and any road charges
  • How long we serve
  • How many people are eating
  • Whether a minimum applies

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.

What to tell us

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Expected numbers
  • A photo of the space and the way in

Send us the date, the address or BN9 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you’ll get a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

About the food

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans, and they’re on the menu.

How the day works

When we arrive, we position the van, set up the hatch and get the fryers up to temperature. Then everything is fried to order, so we time it to your schedule. In summer, a wake in Newhaven has light until about 9:15pm, but in December it’s dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Preparing for the day

  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

How to get a price

It is easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will come back with a clear quote.

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What the van needs

We’ll be honest if a spot will not work, and help find another. The main points are:

  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • Space for people to queue at the hatch
  • Confirmation that the van can park there

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.

What we serve

  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas

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Diets, allergies and planning

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. We suggest:

  • Ask the venue about the van
  • Mention allergies you know about
  • Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
  • Plan seating for older guests

When everyone has eaten, we pack up quietly.

A tea table run by a friend is a comfort.

Wake catering near Newhaven

Newhaven is about 8 miles east of Brighton, in East Sussex. Give us the address of your wake in Newhaven, and we’ll plan access and set-up. Newhaven is one of 289 places in East Sussex where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 8 miles away.

Relatives driving in can use the A26 and A259 to reach Newhaven. After a service at Church of St Michael and All Angels, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone. Newhaven is within about 5 miles of the South Downs National Park, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access. Newhaven is within about 3 miles of the sea, and for many families fish and chips brings back memories of the seaside.

Anywhere in BN9, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. That could mean a wake at a home on High Street, Station Road and Dacre Road, wherever the van can park. Newhaven is on the A26 and A259, which makes the journey straightforward. Nearby, we also serve wakes in Denton (1 mile north-east), South Heighton (1 mile north), Piddinghoe (1 mile north-west), Tide Mills (1 mile south-east) and Norton (2 miles east). Within a short drive, we also cover Eastbourne (10 miles east), Seaford (3 miles south-east), Lewes (6 miles north), Hailsham (10 miles north-east), Uckfield (12 miles north) and Telscombe (3 miles west). As one of the bigger places in East Sussex, Newhaven has lots of places where the van can park.

A little further out are Chailey Heritage Marine Hospital (1.2 miles south-east) and Newhaven Museum (0.5 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Itford Hill.

  • Local schools include Harbour Primary and Nursery School (less than half a mile south-west)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Ship Hotel (under half a mile north)
Map of Newhaven © OpenStreetMap contributors

Who books funeral and wake catering in Newhaven?

It works for everyone, from children to older relatives.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We’re frequently booked for:

  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Pub wakes
  • Wakes at home
  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory

For family travelling by train, there is a station right in Newhaven: Newhaven Town station.

Before you book anyone

  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • Exactly what’s included in the price

Choosing a fish and chip van

Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Newhaven

Could you trade in Castle Hill?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Can the van go to venues in the South Downs National Park?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will follow the site rules.

Can a friend deal with you?

Yes. We can work with whoever is helping you.

Can the van park on the street?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes, always. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

Yes: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we’ll tell you what we can do before booking.

How do you handle allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Tell us about allergies in advance.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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