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Funeral and Wake Catering in Pinkneys Green

Funeral and wake catering in Pinkneys Green: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch.

  • Memorial events and anniversaries
  • Family meals after the service
  • Wakes at venues

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A chip van near Pinkneys Green

The process

We get there well before service, park the van and get the fryers going. Your guests can wander over to the hatch once service starts. Sunset in Pinkneys Green is about 7:05pm in late September and about 3:55pm in December; make sure older guests have a well-lit route to the van.

  1. We start with a few details about your wake.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for family and friends.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

How to prepare

  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Get permission for the van from the venue
  • Have a level parking spot ready

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A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, fill in our quote form.

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Funeral and wake catering in Pinkneys Green, cooked to order

Your funeral director or a family friend can deal with us directly. We are often asked to cater wakes at a pub or venue with outside space and family meals after the service, with haddock and chips, cod and chips and mushy peas.

In Pinkneys Green, the hall or the family home is a natural choice. Tell us about parking for the van. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Location
Pinkneys Green (SL6)
Area hub
Windsor and Maidenhead
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
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Updated
24 October 2026
A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea

Pinkneys Green questions

How far is Pinkneys Green from London?

About 29 miles from central London.

What’s the nearest station to Pinkneys Green?

Furze Platt station, about 1.4 miles east of the centre.

Is short notice a problem?

Get in touch as soon as you can. We will tell you straight away whether we’re available.

How much does fish and chips for the wake cost in Pinkneys Green?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Can you come to the house?

Yes. Send us a picture of the drive or the road outside.

Do you fry it on site?

It is. We cook inside the van, so it is fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

It depends on the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and we will advise.

How do we estimate numbers?

Start with a rough number, and we’ll plan with a little extra.

Wakes in Pinkneys Green: venues and practical details

Pinkneys Green is about 1 mile north-west of Maidenhead, in Windsor and Maidenhead. From the centre of Pinkneys Green to the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We serve 57 places across Windsor and Maidenhead. Our nearest city page is Reading, about 11 miles away.

Relatives arriving by train should know that the nearest station is Furze Platt station, about 1.4 miles east.

Here we cover the SL6 postcode area, so your wake can be anywhere in it. From Lee Lane, Bix Lane and Edith Road or a nearby road, we’ll bring the van to you. We also bring the van to wakes in Stubbings (1 mile west), Furze Platt (1 mile east), Maidenhead (1 mile south-east), Holloway (1 mile south-west) and Burchett's Green (1 mile west). We also serve nearby towns such as Windsor (7 miles south-east), North Ascot (8 miles south), Dedworth (6 miles south-east), Broomhall (11 miles south-east), South Ascot (10 miles south-east) and Old Windsor (9 miles south-east).

Well-known places in the area include St Mark's Hospital (0.8 miles south-east) and The Reitlinger Bequest Museum (2.5 miles east). The countryside around Pinkneys Green includes Taplow Lake and Carpenter's Wood.

  • Nearby schools include Newlands Girls' School (0.5 miles south) and St Piran's School (1.2 miles east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Robin Hood pub (0.6 miles north)
Map of Pinkneys Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

For planners, venues and organisers

Parks, greens and streets typically need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will confirm what we can provide.

Why choose funeral and wake catering in Pinkneys Green?

There’s little waste, because food is cooked to order.

In Pinkneys Green and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:

  • A tribute meal
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • Gatherings at home after a funeral
  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space

For a service at a church like Church of St. James the Less, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.

What to look for in a quote

  • How many hours the van serves
  • A clear list of what’s included
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • The van’s size and access needs

How to compare vans

How we price fish and chips for the wake

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • How far we travel
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Any minimum charge
  • The date and time of year

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We will tell you up front.

Details that help

The more we know about your wake, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • The venue or postcode
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • A picture of where the van would go

The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Give us the details of your wake, and we will check the date and send a price.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Diets, allergies and planning

Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Confirm the van can park at the hall
  • Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
  • Have chairs for those who need them
  • Let someone else talk to us on the day

Seats for older guests near the hall or house help.

Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.

Food your guests will love

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.

Is a fish and chip van right for your wake?

For a simple, comforting meal at a wake, fish and chips from a van works well in Pinkneys Green. Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is usually the best value.

What you get with us

  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Events in Pinkneys Green and across Windsor and Maidenhead
  • No surprises in your quote

See our pricing and the cost guide.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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