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Funeral and Wake Catering in Pinner Green

Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Funeral and wake catering in Pinner Green.

  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • Anniversary memorials
  • Celebrations of life

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Fresh fish and chips in Pinner Green

How the day works

Here’s how the day usually runs: the van arrives and we set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and we serve hot from the hatch when you’re ready to eat. Sunset in Pinner Green is about 7:05pm in late September and about 3:55pm in December; plan a lit path from the door to the van.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Getting ready for the day

  • Give us a contact for the day
  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site

How to get a price

To get a price, fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your wake, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

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About our funeral and wake catering in Pinner Green

Your funeral director or a family friend can deal with us directly. We serve mushy peas, cod and chips and pie and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater remembrance gatherings and family gatherings after a burial or cremation.

In Pinner Green, a hall with parking is frequently the easiest option, though home can work with a drive. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

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Where
Pinner Green (HA5, HA6)
Region
Greater London
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

Looking after everyone

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:

  • Cater for a few more than you expect
  • Let someone else talk to us on the day
  • Arrange tea and coffee separately
  • Ask your funeral director to help estimate numbers

We start when you give the word, not to a rigid schedule.

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Planners, venues and businesses

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Prices and what affects them

Every booking is priced individually, based on a few main things:

  • Service time
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The number of meals
  • The date and time of year

The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

What we need to know

Good planning starts with a few facts. Try to include:

  • A picture of where the van would go
  • The address or venue name
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • The spot you have in mind for the van

Send us the date, the address or HA5 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you’ll get a clear price. Just use our quote form.

Pinner Green: your questions answered

What about parking in Pinner Green?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll plan around it.

What’s the nearest station to Pinner Green?

Hatch End station, about 1.3 miles north-east of the centre.

Is there a non-fish option?

There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

Can you come to the house?

Yes, if there’s somewhere level and firm to park the van close to the house.

How do we estimate numbers?

It’s hard to know, so a rough number is fine. Your funeral director can help.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

Can our funeral director book for us?

Yes. We can work with whoever is helping you.

Food your guests will love

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips, perfect with gravy.

Haddock and chips

Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

Wakes in Pinner Green: venues and practical details

Pinner Green is about 2 miles north-east of Ruislip, in Greater London. For wakes in Pinner Green, we plan around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We take the van to 764 places in Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Pinner Green to London (about 15 miles away).

For a service at a church like Christian Science Church, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.

Here we cover the HA5 and HA6 postcode area, so your wake can be anywhere in it. Streets in the area include Love Lane, Tudor Road and Chapel Lane, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Pinner (1 mile south-east), Eastcote (1 mile south), North Harrow (2 miles south-east), Roxbourne (2 miles south) and Rayners Lane (2 miles south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover London (15 miles south-east), City of Westminster (12 miles south-east), Marylebone (12 miles south-east), Kensington (11 miles south-east), St Pancras (13 miles south-east) and Shoreditch (14 miles east).

Nearby you will also find Northwood and Pinner Cottage Hospital (0.9 miles north-west) and St. George's Shopping Centre (2.6 miles south-east). Open spaces near Pinner Green include Harrow Weald Common and Horse Shoe Bay.

  • Schools near Pinner Green include UTC Heathrow (0.6 miles north-west) and Heathfield School (1.3 miles south)
  • Local pubs include The Oddfellows Arms (within half a mile east)
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Where the van can park in Pinner Green

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • A spot near your guests
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

As a London location, Pinner Green is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.

Popular choices

  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy

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Should I sort the food myself?

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Pinner Green?

For a simple, comforting meal at a wake, a chip van is a gentle choice. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Why book with us

  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • All the chip-shop extras
  • Bookings across Greater London, including Pinner Green
  • A clear quote before you book

See how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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