Oxfordshire · England
Funeral and Wake Catering for St Clement's events
Looking for fish and chips for the wake in St Clement's? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.
- Life celebrations
- Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
- Gatherings after the committal
Fresh fish and chips in St Clement's
What comes out of the fryer
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is what most people in the south ask for. It’s battered and fried to order, so it is crisp when it reaches you.
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.
Funeral and wake catering in St Clement's, fried fresh
Wakes are rarely planned months ahead, so ask as soon as you have the date. For wakes at venues and gatherings at home after a funeral, we will put together a menu of gravy, cod and chips and sausage and chips and more.
For a wake in a place like St Clement's, the village hall is frequently the heart of it, and its car park suits the van. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do.
- Location
- St Clement's (OX4, OX1, OX3)
- County
- Oxfordshire
- From the fryer
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
How it works
Service is quick: everything is handed over hot from the hatch. Afterwards we pack up. In St Clement's, it is dark by about 7:10pm in late September and 3:55pm in December, so a lit path to the van is a kindness to older guests.
- We start with a few details about your wake.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- We cook to order on the day for family and friends.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Let us know the serving time
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
How to get a price
Not sure of numbers yet? That’s fine: tell us the basics about your wake, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, use our quote form.
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What affects the price in St Clement's
There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:
- Access and parking
- The minimum booking
- Distance and any road charges
- The length of service
A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We will send you a quote.
Getting an accurate quote
You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:
- A picture of where the van would go
- Your date and serving time
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Any dietary needs and allergies
Planning fish and chips for the wake in St Clement's? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. To get in touch, send us your details through our quote form.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
Who books funeral and wake catering in St Clement's?
It needs no kitchen at the hall or home.
Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in St Clement's book the van for events such as:
- Life celebrations
- Wakes at home
- Small family memorials
- A favourite meal in someone’s memory
For a service at a church like St Clement's Church, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.
What your quote should include
- The deadline for final numbers
- Allergen information for each item
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- When payment is due
Working with your venue
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Preparing food yourself adds to a hard day. We do the cooking. Larger groups usually cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
Why book our van in St Clement's
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- Quick service from the hatch
Read our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.
Places near St Clement's
Other occasions in St Clement's
Wakes in St Clement's: venues and practical details
St Clement's is about 1 mile west of Oxford, in Oxfordshire. Whether your wake is in the middle of St Clement's or on the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We take the van to all 443 towns and villages across Oxfordshire.
For family travelling by train, Oxford station is about 1.3 miles away.
For wakes in OX4, OX1 and OX3, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Your wake could be at a house on Rose Lane, Alma Lane and Avenue Lane or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Close by, we cover wakes in Oxford (1 mile east), Headington Hill (1 mile north-east), St. Ebbes (1 mile west), New Marston (1 mile north) and Donnington (1 mile south). Larger places within reach include Didcot (10 miles south), Bicester (11 miles north), Abingdon-on-Thames (5 miles south), Witney (11 miles west), Carterton (15 miles west) and Thame (12 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Oxford Castle (0.9 miles west) and Frank Cooper Marmalade Museum (less than half a mile west). Green spaces nearby include CS Lewis Nature Reserve and Headington Hill.
- Local schools include Cheney School (0.8 miles east) and Oxford Media & Business School (0.8 miles west)
- Pubs nearby include Oxford Coach & Horses pub (less than half a mile east)
- Other local spots include Alexander Library of Ornithology (under half a mile west)
Space, access and the venue
If a spot isn’t suitable, we’ll tell you. What matters most:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- The site’s agreement to a catering van
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
What we serve
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
FAQs for St Clement's
What’s the nearest station to St Clement's?
The closest is Oxford station, roughly 1.3 miles away.
Can the van park in Headington Hill Park?
Only if the landowner, usually the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.
How much space do you need?
Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. Send us a picture if you are not sure.
Can someone else arrange it?
Yes, that’s common.
What about guests who don’t eat fish?
There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
Do we need to provide equipment?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.
Can the van come to St Clement's?
Yes. We cover London and the South East, and St Clement's is within our area and the rest of Oxfordshire. For a quote, use our quote form.
How long are you on site?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch