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Funeral and Wake Catering for West End Green events

We bring fish and chips for the wake to West End Green and nearby, frying fresh at your venue and serving from the hatch.

  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • A tribute meal
  • Pub wakes

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Funeral and wake catering in West End Green

Funeral and wake catering for your wake in West End Green

Services often run over, and we’ll work around the service and the family. For memorial gatherings and a favourite meal in someone’s memory, we can cook cod and chips, gravy and pie and chips for your guests.

In a small place like West End Green, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Let us know about access. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

Location
West End Green (RG7)
Region
West Berkshire
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
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Takeaway run or book a van?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the wake.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.

What comes out of the fryer

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

Cod and chips

Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it’s the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order.

Why choose a fish and chip van in West End Green?

Some venues offer wake menus. A van works at home or at a hall. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.

Why us?

  • Events in West End Green and across West Berkshire
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • No kitchen needed
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather

See our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.

Perfect for your wake in West End Green

It needs no kitchen at the hall or home.

The van suits big events and small ones. Common bookings include:

  • Memorial gatherings
  • Remembrance gatherings
  • A tribute meal
  • Family meals after the service

For anyone coming to the funeral by train, the nearest station is Bramley (Hants) station, about 1.6 miles south-west.

Before booking anyone

  • How allergens are handled
  • Whether there is a minimum
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • The deposit and payment dates

How to compare vans

West End Green: halls, homes and travel

West End Green is about 4 miles east of Tadley, in West Berkshire. Tell us where your wake in West End Green will be, and we will plan access and set-up before the day. West End Green is one of 155 places in West Berkshire we cover. You can also see our page for Reading, about 7 miles away.

Wherever your wake is in RG7, we can fry fresh for your guests. If your venue is just outside West End Green, we also cover Stratfield Saye (1 mile east), Bramley (2 miles south-west), Stratfield Mortimer (2 miles north), Three Ashes (2 miles west) and Bramley Green (2 miles south). Larger places within reach include Newbury (13 miles west), Thatcham (10 miles west), Burghfield Common (4 miles north), Speenhamland (13 miles west), Spencers Wood (4 miles north-east) and Calcot (6 miles north).

A little further out are Beaumys Castle (3.2 miles north-east) and Basingstoke and North Hampshire Hospital (5.6 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include The Marshes Local Nature Reserve.

Map of West End Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Prices and what affects them

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • The day of the week
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • Your choice of menu
  • Whether a minimum applies

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your wake is.

What to tell us

The more we know about your wake, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • The venue or postcode

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, use our quote form.

Planning for dietary needs

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. Our advice:

  • Choose a friend to be our contact
  • Funeral directors can help with numbers
  • Confirm the van can park at the hall
  • Let us know of any allergies

We start when you give the word.

Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.

What the van needs

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:

  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • Flat, firm ground for the van

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.

Popular choices

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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Questions from West End Green

What’s the nearest station to West End Green?

Bramley (Hants) station, about 1.6 miles south-west of the centre.

How far is West End Green from London?

About 42 miles from central London.

How quickly can you come?

We understand the timescales, so ask and we’ll reply quickly.

Can the wake be at home?

Yes, with a suitable spot for the van.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options.

Where can the van park?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Can you cater for allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a picture if you can.

Step by step

A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, park up and set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and we serve hot from the hatch when you’re ready to eat. Summer evenings in West End Green stay light until about 9:25pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 4:00pm.

  1. Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

Getting ready for the day

  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Get permission for the van from the venue

How to get a price

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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