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Fish and chip van for parties in Coldharbour, Kent
From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your party turns food into part of your party in Coldharbour.
- Garden parties and summer get-togethers
- Reunions and family get-togethers
- Birthday parties
Book the van in Coldharbour
Step by step
We take care of the food from arrival to the last chip, so you can get on with your party. Midsummer parties in Coldharbour stay bright until about 9:20pm, but by late September sunset is about 7:00pm. Plan lights for the drive and the queue if you’re eating late.
- It starts with your date, address and numbers.
- We check access for the van and send a quote.
- On the day, we park up and get the fryers going.
- We fry fresh and serve from the hatch as your guests come up.
- We pack up when we’re done and leave the pitch tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Have a level parking spot ready
- Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
- Give us a contact for the day
Getting a price
Each quote is put together for your party. Give us your date first, and we’ll confirm whether we are available that day.
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Party fish and chip van in Coldharbour, cooked to order
It’s a treat that feels special without being formal: fish and chips from the van, eaten in the garden. On the menu are mushy peas, pie and chips and sausage and chips, and typical bookings are for big birthdays and family reunions.
Country parties near Coldharbour suit a chip van: cooked to order and eaten on the lawn. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. We serve from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and service is quick once we’re up and running.
Planning for dietary needs
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:
- Send allergies to us in writing
- Arrange an alternative if needed
- Flag any coeliac guests
- Check the street’s parking rules
After service, we pack up and leave the drive tidy.
Seats or a few tables help people eat comfortably.
Before you choose a spot
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.
What we serve
- Chips
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
Parties in Coldharbour: homes, halls and local tips
Coldharbour is about 2 miles north of Tonbridge, in Kent. Whether your party is in the middle of Coldharbour or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We serve 922 places in Kent. Our bookings stretch from Coldharbour to London (about 24 miles away).
Guests arriving by train should know that Hildenborough station is about 1.6 miles away. After a christening at a church like Parish Church of St John, a chip van at home is an easy way to feed family and friends.
Here we cover the TN11 postcode area, so your party can be anywhere in it. Neighbouring places where we serve parties include Hildenborough (1 mile south-west), Hilden Park (1 mile south), Watt's Cross (1 mile west), Budds (1 mile north) and Stocks Green (2 miles south-west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (12 miles east), Dartford (15 miles north), Sevenoaks (5 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (6 miles south), Gravesend (15 miles north) and Northfleet (15 miles north).
A little further out are Tonbridge Castle (2.2 miles south) and The Milne Museum (2 miles south). Green spaces nearby include Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve and Barden Lake.
- Local schools include Hugh Christie Technology College (1.4 miles south-east)
- Pubs nearby include The Flying Dutchman Public House (1 mile south-west)
Coldharbour questions
How far is Coldharbour from London?
About 24 miles from central London, and well within our area.
Do you come out to small places like Coldharbour?
No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.
What areas do you cover?
London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
Who clears up?
The pitch is left as we found it. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
What happens if it rains?
We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.
Can the van park on the street?
It depends on the road. Off-road parking is generally simpler; for the street, check the council’s rules.
When do you arrive?
We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.
Can the van park on grass?
Normally, if it’s firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
What a fish and chip van costs
The price comes down to a few factors:
- Any minimum charge
- The menu and how many choices
- Service time
- Distance and any road charges
Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.
What we need to know
When you contact us, it helps to tell us:
- The address or venue name
- A picture of the space and the way in
- Expected numbers
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.
Occasions we serve in Coldharbour
There is no kitchen to clear up afterwards.
We can help if you’re planning any of the following:
- Birthday parties
- Family celebrations after a christening
- Retirement celebrations
- Summer garden parties
Among the historic houses close to Coldharbour are Ightham Mote (2.2 miles north) and Knole House (3.6 miles north-west). Grand settings like these frequently have strict rules on vehicles and caterers, so for most parties a home or hired hall is simpler.
What to look for in a quote
- How late numbers can change
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- Whether VAT is included
- What they can offer for dietary needs
For planners, venues and organisers
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
A venue plus caterer can be expensive. A van on the drive keeps it simple. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your party.
Why Coldharbour hosts choose us
- Classic food your guests already know
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
Take a look at our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.
Towns and villages near Coldharbour
Other occasions in Coldharbour
A closer look at the menu
Haddock and chips
Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.
Cod and chips
For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it’s hot, crisp and generous.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch