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Fish and chip van for parties in Ditton, Kent
We bring a fish and chip van for your party across Ditton and Kent, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Engagement parties
- Garden get-togethers
- Family reunions
Planning an event in Ditton?
Food your guests will love
Curry sauce
Curry sauce divides opinion and it is on the menu.
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans, and they’re on the menu.
How our party fish and chip van works in Ditton
It feels like a treat, but stays relaxed: fish and chips from the van, eaten in the garden. On the menu are cod and chips, curry sauce and haddock and chips, and we are frequently booked for street parties and family parties with children.
For a party in Ditton, home is frequently the best venue. Let us know how the van reaches the house, and we’ll do the rest. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.
Other occasions in Ditton
Common questions in Ditton
Can the van park in Ditton Quarry?
Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first.
How far is Ditton from London?
About 28 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
Do we need to provide anything?
A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we’ll confirm the rest.
Can you go on a lawn or field?
It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we’ll advise.
What does the van need?
Not much: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. If in doubt, send a photo.
Is there a non-fish option?
Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.
Can you park at our house?
Frequently, yes, with a level drive and a clear way in. Send a picture of the drive and the way in.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before you book.
The process
We arrive on time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts at the time you asked for. Midsummer parties in Ditton stay bright until about 9:20pm, while a late-September one is dark by about 7:00pm. Plan lights for the drive and the queue if you are eating late.
- Send us the date, address, numbers and serving time.
- We check access for the van and send a quote.
- On the day, we park up and get the fryers going.
- We fry fresh and serve from the hatch as your guests come up.
- We pack up afterwards and leave the drive tidy.
How to prepare
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
- Tell us when you want to eat
Getting a price
It is easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.
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Perfect for your party in Ditton
It feels like a treat.
The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:
- Garden parties and summer get-togethers
- Anniversaries and engagement parties
- Reunions and family get-togethers
- Retirement parties
Within reach of Ditton are historic houses such as Starkey Castle (4.8 miles north). If you are hiring a historic venue for a big birthday, check its rules on catering vans first.
What your quote should include
- The van’s size and access needs
- The deadline for final numbers
- VAT, if it applies
- When payment is due
Parties in Ditton: homes, halls and local tips
Ditton is about 4 miles north-west of Maidstone, in Kent. We park up at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Ditton and the surrounding area. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 27 miles away.
If the day starts at St Peter's Church, the van can be ready at the house when everyone arrives. Guests arriving by train should know that Aylesford station, about 0.6 miles north-east, is the nearest station.
Wherever your party is in ME20, we can bring the van to you. From London Road, Station Road and Scott Close or a nearby road, we’ll bring the van to you. Other places close to Ditton we cover include Aylesford (1 mile east), East Malling (1 mile west), Well Street (1 mile south-west), Allington (2 miles east) and West Malling (2 miles west). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (4 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (13 miles east), Dartford (14 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (12 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south-west) and Gravesend (10 miles north).
Nearby you’ll also find Leybourne Castle (1.6 miles north-west) and Fremlin Walk (3.1 miles south-east). The countryside around Ditton includes Burham Down and Blue Bell Hill.
- Local schools include Aylesford School (0.5 miles north-east) and The Malling School (1 mile west)
- Local pubs include Kentish Quarryman pub (within half a mile north)
What affects the price in Ditton
These are the factors that matter most:
- Cod, haddock or both
- Service time
- The date and time of year
- Access and parking
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.
What we need to know
Good planning starts with a few facts. Try to include:
- Roughly how many people, including children
- A picture of where the van would go
- Where you’d like the van to go
- Allergies and diets you know about
We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, use our quote form.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Ditton?
A takeaway order for a party takes ages and arrives lukewarm. A van fries on the spot. The cost per head usually falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
Why Ditton hosts choose us
- A quote that spells everything out
- We cover Ditton and the whole of Kent
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
Take a look at how we price and the cost guide.
Allergies and dietary needs
We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Ask guests about allergies when they reply
- Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
- Tell the neighbours the van is coming
- Confirm allergies by email
When everyone has eaten, we pack up.
Put the menu up by the van.
Planners, venues and businesses
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is generally simpler.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch