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Party Fish and Chip Van for East Hoathly events

Treat your guests to fresh fish and chips at your party in East Hoathly. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Milestone birthdays
  • Get-togethers with old friends
  • Anniversary celebrations

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Planning an event in East Hoathly?

About our party fish and chip van in East Hoathly

Guests who do not know each other end up chatting in the queue, which is what a party is all about. We are often asked to cater street parties and summer garden parties, with cod and chips, curry sauce and haddock and chips.

Country parties near East Hoathly suit a chip van: fried fresh and eaten outside. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. We serve from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and the queue keeps moving.

Where
East Hoathly (BN8)
County
East Sussex
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
A sausage and chips covered with curry sauce

Planning for dietary needs

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:

  • Send allergies to us in writing
  • Have a back-up for special diets
  • Count children separately
  • Show us where the van would go

Keep the queue away from the road if the van is on the drive.

Somewhere to sit makes eating easier.

How it works

The first sign we have arrived is usually the smell, about the time the first guests wander across. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. A summer party in East Hoathly stays light until about 9:15pm at midsummer, which gives a garden party a long evening. In late September it’s dark by about 7:05pm; add lights for the evening.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

Before we arrive

  • Get permission for the van from the venue
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park

Getting a price

It’s easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

What a fish and chip van costs

These are the factors that matter most:

  • Access and parking
  • How far we travel
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Your choice of menu

Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Getting an accurate quote

You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:

  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • A picture of the parking spot
  • Your date and serving time
  • The venue or postcode

Send us the date, the address or BN8 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and we will reply with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.

Occasions we serve in East Hoathly

Everyone from toddlers to grandparents enjoys it, which makes it perfect for family celebrations.

Here are some of the occasions we serve:

  • Anniversaries and engagement parties
  • Garden get-togethers
  • Street parties
  • Retirement celebrations

After a christening at a church like The Parish Church, a chip van at home is an easy way to feed family and friends.

What to look for in a quote

  • How allergens are handled
  • How much space the van takes up
  • When payment is due
  • When final numbers are due

Choosing a fish and chip van

A fish and chip van or other catering?

Buffets are simple but rarely memorable. The van becomes part of the party. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your party.

Why us?

  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Bookings across East Sussex, including East Hoathly
  • A clear quote before booking
  • All the chip-shop extras

See our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.

For planners, venues and organisers

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

Organising a club, school or community event in East Hoathly? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Planning a party in East Hoathly

East Hoathly is about 4 miles south-east of Uckfield, in East Sussex. For parties in East Hoathly, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields in and around East Hoathly. We take the van to all 289 towns and villages across East Sussex. Our bookings stretch from East Hoathly to Brighton (14 miles away).

For party guests on the train, Uckfield station, about 4.2 miles north-west, is the nearest station. Within reach of East Hoathly are historic houses such as Horselunges Manor (4.6 miles south-east) and Michelham Priory (4.8 miles south-east). For most parties, a home or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict vehicle rules. East Hoathly is within about 8 miles of the South Downs National Park, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.

We serve parties across BN8. That could mean a party at a home on High Street, London Road and Rectory Close or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. We also bring the van to parties in Halland (1 mile west), Whitesmith (1 mile south), Chiddingly (2 miles south-east), Shortgate (2 miles west) and Blackboys (3 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Eastbourne (11 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (14 miles east), Seaford (11 miles south), Lewes (8 miles south-west), Hailsham (6 miles south-east) and Crowborough (9 miles north).

Nearby you will also find Sussex Farm Museum (3.5 miles east) and Tickerage Castle (3.2 miles north). Within reach you will find Selwyns Wood.

  • Local pubs include Foresters Arms (within half a mile south-west)
Map of East Hoathly © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planning the van’s spot

Before the day, we’ll agree where the van parks. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • Confirmation that the van can park there

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before you book.

What we serve

  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips

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A closer look at the menu

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Common questions in East Hoathly

Which station is closest to East Hoathly?

The closest is Uckfield station, roughly 4.2 miles away.

How far is East Hoathly from London?

About 41 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Can you do something for the children?

Yes. Children typically love sausage and chips. Include them in your numbers.

When should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it is worth asking.

Who clears up?

We clear the van’s area after service. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.

Do you bring everything you need?

Everything is cooked in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.

What can guests choose from?

Chip-shop favourites: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Can the van park on grass?

It depends on the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and send a picture if you can.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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