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Party Fish and Chip Van for Hareplain events
Looking for a fish and chip van for your party in Hareplain? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.
- Anniversary celebrations
- Kids’ birthday parties
- Milestone birthdays
Party fish and chip van for Hareplain events
About our party fish and chip van in Hareplain
There’s no need for a venue: the van makes your home the party venue. For retirement celebrations and engagement parties, we can cook gravy, curry sauce and pie and chips for your guests.
A country party near Hareplain is perfect for fish and chips: fried fresh and eaten outside. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.
Hosting a chip van party in Hareplain
Hareplain is about 10 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. Around Hareplain, we park wherever there is level, firm ground. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 23 miles away.
The High Weald National Landscape is within about 5 miles of Hareplain, so many gardens around here have a great outlook.
Parties anywhere in TN27 start with a parking spot for the van. Neighbouring places where we serve parties include Three Chimneys (1 mile south-west), Biddenden (1 mile south-east), Curteis' Corner (1 mile east), Lashenden (2 miles north-east) and Standen (2 miles east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (10 miles north), Ashford (11 miles east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (15 miles west), Tonbridge (15 miles west), Kings Hill (14 miles north-west) and Foley Park (11 miles north).
Other landmarks nearby include Kent Firefighting Museum (0.8 miles north) and Sissinghurst Castle (1.7 miles south-west).
- Nearby, you’ll find Three Chimneys Public House (0.6 miles south-west)
How the day works
Service is quick: food goes from the fryer to the hatch. Afterwards we pack up. Midsummer parties in Hareplain stay bright until about 9:15pm, while a late-September one is dark by about 7:00pm. Fairy lights by the van help once it gets dark.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
Getting ready for the day
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Have a level parking spot ready
Get a quote
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. When you are ready, fill in our quote form.
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Why choose party fish and chip van in Hareplain?
It suits all ages, so it is ideal for family parties.
We can help if you’re planning any of the following:
- Retirement parties
- Family reunions
- Anniversary celebrations
- Children’s parties
For party guests on the train, Headcorn station is about 2.8 miles away.
Before you book anyone
- The deadline for final numbers
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- If the price includes VAT
- Exactly what’s included in the price
What affects the price in Hareplain
There’s nothing hidden: the price is based on:
- How long we serve
- Cod, haddock or both
- The date and time of year
- How easy the site is to reach
A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.
Details that help
To speed things up, tell us:
- A picture of where the van would go
- The date and time of the event
- Expected numbers
- Where you’d like the van to go
Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, use our quote form.
For event organisers in Hareplain
If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
Hosting at home? Send a photo of where the van would park, and we will let you know if the van will fit.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
A buffet is easy but forgettable. A chip van gives guests something to talk about. Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.
Why book with us
- Something for guests to gather round
- Hot food handed straight over
- A quote that spells everything out
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
Looking after everyone
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Here’s how:
- Let your neighbours know
- Ask guests about allergies when they reply
- Arrange an alternative if needed
- Send us a photo of the drive
Have bins and napkins by the van.
Put the menu up by the van.
Where the van can park in Hareplain
If a spot isn’t suitable, we’ll tell you. The main points are:
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.
On the menu in Hareplain
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Chips
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
Should I sort the food myself?
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
FAQs for Hareplain
How far is Hareplain from London?
Roughly 40 miles from the centre of London.
Which station is closest to Hareplain?
The closest is Headcorn station, roughly 2.8 miles away.
How far ahead should we book a party?
Summer Saturdays book up first, so it pays to ask early.
Can you cater for allergies?
Tell us about allergies when you book, and we’ll give you the allergen information.
Can the van park on the street?
Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.
How much does a fish and chip van for your party cost in Hareplain?
Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time and we will reply with a price.
Can you go on a lawn or field?
Typically, if it is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.
What happens if it rains?
We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. Guests will appreciate cover near the hatch.
Towns and villages near Hareplain
What else we do in Hareplain
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch