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Party Fish and Chip Van in Three Chimneys

Party fish and chip van in Three Chimneys: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Naming days and christenings
  • Anniversaries and engagement parties
  • Children’s parties

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A chip van near Three Chimneys

Party venues around Three Chimneys

Three Chimneys is about 11 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. Bookings in Three Chimneys come in all shapes and sizes, but it always starts the same way: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. We serve 922 places across Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Three Chimneys to Canterbury (23 miles away).

Three Chimneys is within about 4 miles of the High Weald National Landscape, so many gardens around here have a great outlook.

This part of Kent takes in TN27, and we can serve your party anywhere in it. Streets in the area include Hareplain Road and Sissinghurst Road, and the van can serve a party on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Neighbouring places where we serve parties include Hareplain (1 mile north-east), Biddenden (1 mile east), Curteis' Corner (2 miles east), Standen (2 miles north-east) and Lashenden (2 miles north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (11 miles north), Ashford (11 miles east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (15 miles west), Tonbridge (15 miles west), Kings Hill (14 miles north-west) and Foley Park (12 miles north).

Nearby you’ll also find Kent Firefighting Museum (1.2 miles north) and Sissinghurst Castle (1.3 miles west).

  • Nearby, you will find Three Chimneys Public House (under half a mile south-west)
Map of Three Chimneys © OpenStreetMap contributors

Party fish and chip van in Three Chimneys, fried fresh

Food is fried to order, so it’s hot and crisp, rather than sitting on a buffet table all afternoon. We’re frequently asked to cater birthday parties and neighbourhood get-togethers, with gravy, sausage and chips and pie and chips.

A country party near Three Chimneys is perfect for fish and chips: cooked to order and eaten on the lawn. Have a firm back-up spot for wet weather. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and the queue keeps moving.

A garden party on a bright day with guests on the lawn
Area
Three Chimneys (TN27)
Region
Kent
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Page updated
24 October 2026

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

Prices and what affects them

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • Any minimum charge
  • Service time
  • Numbers
  • Access and parking

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What to tell us

When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:

  • The date and time of the event
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • A photo of the space and the way in

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can use our quote form.

How it works

Nothing is cooked before it’s needed. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, so it’s as fresh as from any chip shop. A summer party in Three Chimneys stays light until about 9:15pm at midsummer, so a garden party can run well into the evening. In late September it’s dark by about 7:00pm; add lights for the evening.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Getting ready for the day

  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies

Getting a price

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your party for your party in Three Chimneys? Send us the details and we will reply with a clear price. To contact us, use our quote form.

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For planners, venues and organisers

Hosting at home? Send a photo of where the van would park, and we will let you know if the van will fit.

If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

Allergies and dietary needs

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:

  • Have a back-up for special diets
  • Send us a picture of the drive
  • Let your neighbours know
  • Tell us how many children are coming

Put bins and napkins near the hatch.

Plan cover in case of showers.

Common questions in Three Chimneys

Which station is closest to Three Chimneys?

Headcorn station, about 3.2 miles north of the centre.

How far is Three Chimneys from London?

About 40 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

Who clears up?

We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. Bins for guests are worth planning.

Is there a non-fish option?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we will be honest about what’s possible.

What food do you serve?

Proper fish and chips, plus sausage or pie and chips. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.

Can the van park on the street?

It depends on the road. Off-road parking is typically simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

What does it cost to hire the van?

We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers and we will reply with a price.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Three Chimneys?

Compared with cooking a barbecue yourself, a chip van means nobody is stuck at the grill. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Why us?

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Bookings across Kent, including Three Chimneys
  • A quote that spells everything out

Take a look at how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

A closer look at the menu

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s a favourite in colder months.

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.

Where the van can park in Three Chimneys

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

Popular choices

  • Chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips

Browse the menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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