Kent · England
Fish and chip van for parties in Kemsing, Kent
Bring the chip shop to your party in Kemsing. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.
- Kids’ birthday parties
- Garden get-togethers
- Retirement celebrations
Planning an event in Kemsing?
About our party fish and chip van in Kemsing
It feels like a treat, but stays relaxed: fish and chips from the van, eaten in the garden. Typical bookings include retirement celebrations and street parties and neighbourhood events, with sausage and chips, mushy peas and gravy.
Parties around Kemsing are frequently relaxed garden affairs. The van fits right in. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
Before you choose a spot
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- A spot near your guests
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.
On the menu in Kemsing
- Sausage and chips
- Curry sauce
- Chips
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
Nearby places to Kemsing
Also in Kemsing
Common questions in Kemsing
We’re gathering after a service at Church of St Mary: can you come?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you will gather.
Is Kemsing close to London?
Roughly 19 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
How soon do we need to book?
As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it’s worth asking.
How long are you on site?
We get there in good time to set up. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you.
Do you need power or water?
Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we will confirm what we need.
What does the van need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
Do you have allergen information?
Let us know about allergies in advance, and we’ll give you the allergen information.
Where do you take the van?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
How the day works
It’s a relaxed, well-organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, park on the agreed spot, and get on with frying and serving. Midsummer parties in Kemsing stay bright until about 9:20pm, while a late-September one is dark by about 7:05pm. Fairy lights by the van help once it gets dark.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Getting ready for the day
- Let us know the serving time
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Get permission for the van from the venue
Ask for a quote
Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, use our quote form.
Planning help
Prices and what affects them
There’s nothing hidden: the price is based on:
- The date and time of year
- The menu and how many choices
- How far we travel
- Service time
Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.
Getting an accurate quote
These details help us quote quickly:
- The date and time of the event
- A picture of where the van would go
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
Each quote is put together for your party. Give us your date first, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.
Is a fish and chip van right for your party?
Next to a DIY barbecue, a chip van means nobody is stuck at the grill. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.
Why book with us
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
Read how we price and our guide to van hire costs.
Allergies and dietary needs
Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:
- Ask guests about allergies when they reply
- Send allergies to us in writing
- Let your neighbours know
- Make sure the van can park legally
We arrive, park up and heat the fryers, then serve as guests come up.
Plan cover in case of showers.
A closer look at the menu
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there is pie and chips, perfect with gravy.
Sausage and chips
For anyone who doesn’t fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and children love it.
Working with your venue
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
Occasions we serve in Kemsing
There’s no kitchen to clear up afterwards, which makes the morning after much easier.
Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. In Kemsing, people book us for occasions like:
- Leaving parties
- Reunions and family get-togethers
- Garden get-togethers
- Birthday parties
Nearby historic houses include Knole House (2.8 miles south) and Lullingstone Castle (3.7 miles north). Grand settings like these frequently have strict rules on vehicles and caterers, so for most parties a home or hired hall is simpler.
What to look for in a quote
- The van’s size and access needs
- When final numbers are due
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- The cancellation terms
Parties in Kemsing: homes, halls and local tips
Kemsing is about 2 miles north-east of Sevenoaks, in Kent. Across the TN15 area, we will come to your venue, home or workplace. Kemsing is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 19 miles away.
After a christening at a church like Church of St Mary, a chip van at home is an easy way to feed family and friends. Thinking of using Kemsing Down? Parks generally need the owner’s permission, frequently the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade. Kemsing is within about 3 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape, so many gardens around here have a great outlook.
Parties anywhere in TN15 start with a parking spot for the van and a serving time. Streets in the area include High Street, Copperfields Walk and Childsbridge Lane, and the van can serve a party on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Close by, we cover parties in Cotman's Ash (1 mile north-east), Heaverham (2 miles east), Woodlands (2 miles north-east), Romney Street (2 miles north) and Knatts Valley (2 miles north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (14 miles east), Dartford (9 miles north), Royal Tunbridge Wells (12 miles south), Gravesend (11 miles north-east), Tonbridge (8 miles south) and Northfleet (10 miles north-east).
A little further out are Kemsing Castle Bank (0.5 miles east) and Otford Heritage Centre (1 mile west). The countryside around Kemsing includes Dryhill Nature Reserve.
- Nearby schools include St Michael's Preparatory School (0.6 miles north-west) and Knole Academy (2 miles south-west)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch