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Party Fish and Chip Van for Staines-upon-Thames events
Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van for your party in Staines-upon-Thames.
- Summer garden parties
- Anniversaries and engagement parties
- Children’s parties
Fresh fish and chips in Staines-upon-Thames
Events we cater in Staines-upon-Thames
It suits all ages, which makes it perfect for family celebrations.
In Staines-upon-Thames and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:
- Anniversary celebrations
- Kids’ birthday parties
- Leaving parties
- Family celebrations after a christening
Historic houses near Staines-upon-Thames include Botleys Mansion (4 miles south) and Frogmore House (4.9 miles north-west). For most parties, a home or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict vehicle rules.
Before booking anyone
- What the van needs: space, access, power
- Whether there’s a minimum
- The deadline for final numbers
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
Party fish and chip van for your party in Staines-upon-Thames
Food is fried to order, so it’s hot and crisp, rather than sitting on a buffet table all afternoon. We’re frequently asked to cater big birthdays and street parties, with curry sauce, mushy peas and haddock and chips.
Garden parties are a favourite in Staines-upon-Thames, with a local hall or club as a good back-up. All we need is a level parking spot. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
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Before you choose a spot
The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:
- A short walk from the party
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Confirmation that the van can park there
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.
What we serve
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Curry sauce
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Chips
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
What happens on the day
We don’t cook ahead. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, so it is as fresh as from any chip shop. Sunset in Staines-upon-Thames drops to about 7:05pm by late September and 3:55pm by December, so a lit spot for the van helps.
- You tell us the date, the address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
- We check where the van can park and send a price.
- We arrive, park on the drive or agreed spot and set up.
- Guests come up to the hatch and we fry to order.
- We pack up afterwards and leave the drive tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
Get a quote
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, use our quote form.
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About the food
Gravy
Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there is pie and chips, perfect with gravy.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
Common questions in Staines-upon-Thames
What’s the nearest station to Staines-upon-Thames?
Staines-upon-Thames has its own station: Staines station.
We are gathering after a service at Church of St Peter: can you come?
Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you will gather.
Do you fry it on site?
Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, and serve straight from the hatch.
Do you do street parties?
Yes, once the council has agreed the closure. Mention the van in your application.
When should we book?
The sooner the better. Peak dates go quickly, so it pays to ask early.
Do you bring everything you need?
All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.
Can you do something for the children?
Sausage and chips, normally. Let us know numbers and ages.
Can you go on a lawn or field?
It depends on the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and send a photo if you can.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
A buffet is easy but forgettable. A chip van gives guests something to talk about. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.
Why Staines-upon-Thames hosts choose us
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- All the chip-shop extras
- Something for guests to gather round
Staines-upon-Thames parties: what to know
Staines-upon-Thames is about 7 miles south-west of Hayes, in Surrey. For a party in Staines-upon-Thames, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. We take the van to 395 places across Surrey, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Staines-upon-Thames to Guildford (13 miles away).
For party guests on the train, Staines station is in Staines-upon-Thames itself. Parks such as Penton Park typically need permission from the council or landowner for a catering van, so check first.
Parties anywhere in TW18, TW20 and TW19 start with a parking spot for the van. Your party could be at a house on High Street, Goring's Square and London Road, wherever the van can park. Main roads around Staines-upon-Thames include the A308 and A320, so getting the van to your party is simple. If your venue is just outside Staines-upon-Thames, we also cover Egham Hythe (1 mile south-west), Penton Hook (2 miles south), Hythe End (2 miles north-west), Egham (2 miles west) and Thorpe (2 miles south-west). Larger places within reach include Guildford (13 miles south), Woking (8 miles south), Camberley (12 miles south-west), Epsom (12 miles south-east), Ewell (12 miles south-east) and Walton-on-Thames (5 miles south-east).
A little further out are Ashford Hospital (1.8 miles north-east) and Spelthorne Museum (0.5 miles north-west). Within reach you will find Staines Reservoirs and Kempton Park Reservoirs.
- Nearby schools include The Magna Carta School (0.7 miles west)
- Pubs nearby include The Star pub (within half a mile north)
What affects the price in Staines-upon-Thames
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- Your choice of menu
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- The minimum booking
- Service time
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
What we need to know
When you contact us, it helps to tell us:
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Where the van would park
Each quote is put together for your party. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we are available that day.
Planning for dietary needs
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:
- Collect allergies with your RSVPs
- Make sure the van can park legally
- Put allergy details in writing
- Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
Have bins and napkins by the van.
A gazebo by the hatch keeps the queue dry.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch