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Party Fish and Chip Van in Thong

We bring a fish and chip van for your party to Thong and nearby, frying fresh at your venue.

  • Kids’ birthday parties
  • Engagement parties
  • Birthday parties

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Party fish and chip van in Thong

Party fish and chip van for your party in Thong

It feels like a treat, but stays relaxed: paper portions of fish and chips in the garden. Typical bookings include garden parties and summer get-togethers and kids’ birthday parties, serving sausage and chips, haddock and chips and gravy.

Country parties near Thong suit a chip van: cooked to order and eaten on the lawn. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. Timings are planned around your party, so the food is ready when you want to eat.

Where
Thong (DA12)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
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Last updated
24 October 2026
Guests chatting on a lawn at a summer garden party

Events we cater in Thong

Everyone from toddlers to grandparents enjoys it, which makes it perfect for family celebrations.

Here are some of the occasions we serve in Thong and Kent:

  • Kids’ birthday parties
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers
  • Neighbourhood get-togethers
  • Christenings and naming days

Parks such as Shorne Woods Country Park normally need permission from the council or landowner for a catering van, so check first.

What to look for in a quote

  • How allergens are handled
  • Whether VAT is included
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • When payment is due

Choosing a fish and chip van

What the van needs

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. Generally, we look for:

  • A spot near your guests
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • Space for people to queue at the hatch

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

On the menu in Thong

  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas

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Prices and what affects them

There’s nothing hidden: the quote reflects:

  • How many people are eating
  • How far we travel
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The date and time of year

The date matters too: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. Ask about your date early.

Details that help

When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:

  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • A picture of the space and the way in

Not sure of numbers yet? That’s fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll quote on that. Start when you’re ready: fill in our quote form.

Planning for dietary needs

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:

  • Mention the van to neighbours
  • Give us separate numbers for children
  • Ensure the van can park legally
  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically

It’s worth telling the neighbours.

A sign by the hatch with the menu speeds things up.

Is a fish and chip van right for your party?

Compared with cooking a barbecue yourself, a chip van means nobody is stuck at the grill. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We will tell you up front.

Why book with us

  • Classic food your guests already know
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch

Take a look at our pricing and the cost guide.

Thong questions

How far is Thong from London?

Roughly 22 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Which station is closest to Thong?

The closest is Sole Street station, roughly 2.2 miles away.

How do you handle allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Of course. Children typically love sausage and chips. Tell us how many are coming.

How long does set-up take?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you.

What does the van need?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Can the van come to Thong?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, including Thong. To check your date, use our quote form.

How fast is service?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Give us your numbers and service window, and we will plan service around it.

A closer look at the menu

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and it is a favourite with children.

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Thong parties: what to know

Thong is about 2 miles south-east of Gravesend, in Kent. Anywhere in DA12, we will come to your venue, home or workplace. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent. Our nearest city page is London, about 22 miles away.

A christening at Church of St Peter and St Paul followed by fish and chips on the drive is a simple, popular plan. Among the historic houses close to Thong are Cobham College (1.5 miles south) and Temple Manor (3.9 miles south-east). Grand settings like these frequently have strict rules on vehicles and caterers, so for most parties a home or hired hall is simpler.

Here we cover the DA12 postcode area, and we can serve your party anywhere in it. For parties just outside Thong, we cover Upper Ifield (1 mile east), Shorne Ridgeway (1 mile east), Shorne (1 mile east), Chalk (1 mile north) and Higham (2 miles east). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (11 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (15 miles east), Dartford (8 miles west), Sevenoaks (13 miles south-west), Northfleet (3 miles north-west) and Swanley (10 miles west).

Other landmarks nearby include Rochester Castle (4.5 miles east) and Gravesham Museum (2.6 miles north-west). Open spaces near Thong include Rede Common and Gad's Hill.

  • Local schools include Thamesview School (0.9 miles north)
Map of Thong © OpenStreetMap contributors

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.

How it works

Changes on the day are fine: we can start a little later or slow the pace. Autumn and winter parties in Thong get dark early: about 7:00pm in late September and 3:50pm in December, so a lit spot for the van helps.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

How to prepare

  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Plan where the queue will stand

Ask for a quote

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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