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Party Fish and Chip Van in Tudeley

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your party in Tudeley and across Kent.

  • Family celebrations after a christening
  • Children’s parties
  • Engagement parties

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About our party fish and chip van in Tudeley

Guests who do not know each other end up chatting in the queue. On the menu are cod and chips, gravy and haddock and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater naming days and christenings and garden parties and summer get-togethers.

A country party near Tudeley is perfect for fish and chips: fried fresh and eaten outside. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Location
Tudeley (TN11)
County
Kent
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
Festoon lights and white bunting over a green garden

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your party in Tudeley

How far is Tudeley from London?

Roughly 28 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Can you serve after a service at Church of All Saints?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is usually served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Not as standard: batter is typically made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options.

Is there a non-fish option?

There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

Can the van park on grass?

It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a photo if you can.

Can the van come to Tudeley?

Yes, we do. We serve events in Tudeley and across Kent. Send us your date to check availability.

How fast is service?

That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Give us your numbers and service window, and we will plan to keep the queue moving.

Can you cook in the rain?

Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.

Allergies and dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Plan something for guests whose needs we can’t meet
  • A photo of the parking spot helps
  • Send allergies to us in writing
  • Ask about dietary needs on the invitation

When everyone has eaten, we pack up and leave the drive tidy.

Your own cake makes the perfect finish.

Party venues around Tudeley

Tudeley is about 2 miles south-east of Tonbridge, in Kent. Anywhere in TN11, we can bring the van to you. We cover 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Tudeley to London (about 28 miles away).

Christenings and naming days often start at a local church such as Church of All Saints, with fish and chips at home or in a hall afterwards.

Parties anywhere in TN11 start with a parking spot for the van. Nearby, we also serve parties in Tudeley Hale (1 mile north-east), Crockhurst Street (1 mile south-east), Capel (1 mile south-east), Five Oak Green (2 miles east) and Colt's Hill (2 miles south-east). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (11 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (9 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (4 miles south-west), Kings Hill (7 miles north-east), Foley Park (11 miles north-east) and Paddock Wood (3 miles east).

A little further out are Tonbridge Castle (1.9 miles west) and The Milne Museum (2 miles north-west). The countryside around Tudeley includes Barden Lake and Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve.

  • Local schools include Bishop Chavasse Primary School (1.1 miles west) and Hillview School for Girls (1.4 miles west)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Poacher & Partridge pub (within half a mile north-east)
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What comes out of the fryer

Curry sauce

Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce and it’s on the menu.

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s a favourite in colder months.

Perfect for your party in Tudeley

People book a chip van for parties because nobody has to cook. It’s also a bit of fun.

Whatever the occasion in Tudeley, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:

  • Street parties and neighbourhood events
  • Milestone birthdays
  • Garden get-togethers
  • Family reunions

For guests coming by train, Tonbridge station is about 2 miles away.

What your quote should include

  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • Any minimum charge
  • Payment terms and deposit
  • What the price includes, item by item

How to compare vans

What a fish and chip van costs

These are the factors that matter most:

  • How many people are eating
  • Your choice of menu
  • Service time
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

What to tell us

These details help us quote quickly:

  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Expected numbers
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • The spot you have in mind for the van

Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can use our quote form.

How it works

We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we always arrive well ahead of your serving time. Autumn and winter parties in Tudeley get dark early: about 7:00pm in late September and 3:55pm in December, so think about lighting by the van.

  1. First, tell us about your party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Getting ready for the day

  • Let us know the serving time
  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Give us a contact for the day

Get a quote

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

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Should I sort the food myself?

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

For planners, venues and organisers

Organising a club, school or community event in Tudeley? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.

Having the party at home? Send a picture of where the van would park, and we’ll let you know if the van will fit.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

A takeaway order for a party takes ages and arrives lukewarm. The van cooks right there. There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why book with us

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • No kitchen needed
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy

Read our pricing or our guide to van hire costs.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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