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Fish and chip van for parties in Twelve Oaks, East Sussex
A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book a fish and chip van for your party in Twelve Oaks.
- Summer garden parties
- Neighbourhood get-togethers
- Milestone birthdays
Fresh fish and chips in Twelve Oaks
Party fish and chip van in Twelve Oaks, cooked to order
A chip van turns a party into an occasion without anyone being stuck in the kitchen. The van parks, the fryers go on and the food goes out hot. For family celebrations after a christening and street parties and neighbourhood events, we will put together a menu of curry sauce, gravy and haddock and chips for your guests.
A country party near Twelve Oaks is perfect for fish and chips: cooked to order and eaten on the lawn. Have a firm back-up spot for wet weather. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
- Where
- Twelve Oaks (TN32)
- Area hub
- East Sussex
- Menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Price
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Planning for dietary needs
We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:
- Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
- Send allergies to us in writing
- Ask about dietary needs on the invitation
- Have a back-up for special diets
Keep the queue away from the road.
Your own cake makes the perfect finish.
What happens on the day
The van turns up at the agreed time, parks where we agreed. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out right on schedule. Sunset in Twelve Oaks drops to about 7:00pm by late September and 3:55pm by December, so a lit spot for the van helps.
- First, tell us about your party.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Getting ready for the day
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Share the timings for the day
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
Getting a price
We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Planners, venues and businesses
If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It keeps things simple.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Twelve Oaks?
For a relaxed celebration, a chip van is hard to beat in Twelve Oaks. A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We will send you a quote.
Why book with us
- A clear quote before you book
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Bookings across East Sussex, including Twelve Oaks
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
Take a look at how we price and the cost guide.
Twelve Oaks parties: what to know
Twelve Oaks is about 8 miles north of Bexhill-on-Sea, in East Sussex. For parties in Twelve Oaks, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. We serve all 289 towns and villages in East Sussex. Our bookings stretch from Twelve Oaks to Brighton (about 25 miles away).
Historic houses near Twelve Oaks include Bateman's (2.4 miles north-west). Grand settings like these frequently have strict rules on vehicles and caterers, so for most parties a home or hired hall is simpler. For party guests on the train, Robertsbridge station is about 3.4 miles away. Twelve Oaks is within about 3 miles of the High Weald National Landscape, so many gardens around here have a great outlook.
Here we cover the TN32 postcode area, and we can serve your party anywhere in it. Nearby, we also serve parties in Hollingrove (1 mile north-east), Brightling (1 mile north), Oxley's Green (1 mile north), Netherfield (2 miles south-east) and Penhurst (2 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Eastbourne (13 miles south-west), Hastings (9 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (8 miles south), Hailsham (9 miles south-west), Crowborough (12 miles north-west) and St Leonards (10 miles south-east).
A little further out are Old Castle (2.3 miles west). Green spaces nearby include Senlac Hill.
Takeaway run or book a van?
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. A van is designed for exactly this.
Prices and what affects them
There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:
- Your choice of menu
- How many people are eating
- How easy the site is to reach
- Distance and any road charges
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your party.
Getting an accurate quote
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- The date and time of the event
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- A picture of the parking spot
- Roughly how many people, including children
It is easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Towns and villages near Twelve Oaks
What else we do in Twelve Oaks
Before you choose a spot
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.
On the menu in Twelve Oaks
- Cod and chips
- Chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
Food your guests will love
Cod and chips
For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.
Curry sauce
Some people won’t eat chips without curry sauce and it is on the menu.
Twelve Oaks: your questions answered
Is Twelve Oaks close to London?
About 43 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
What’s the nearest station to Twelve Oaks?
Robertsbridge station, about 3.4 miles north-east of the centre.
What happens if it rains?
The weather does not stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.
Can you cater for allergies?
Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.
Do you fry it on site?
Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.
How much does a fish and chip van for your party cost in Twelve Oaks?
Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers and we will reply with a price.
What about guests who don’t eat fish?
We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we will be honest about what’s possible.
How soon do we need to book?
Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Even at short notice, it’s worth asking.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch