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Party Fish and Chip Van in Yalding

Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Party fish and chip van in Yalding.

  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers
  • Kids’ birthday parties
  • Neighbourhood get-togethers

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Party fish and chip van in Yalding

How our party fish and chip van works in Yalding

The van can park on a drive, a hardstanding or a firm lawn, with the serving hatch towards the garden. Popular choices include haddock and chips, curry sauce and pie and chips, and we are regularly asked to cater family celebrations after a christening and children’s parties.

A country party near Yalding is perfect for fish and chips: cooked to order and eaten on the lawn. Have a firm back-up spot for wet weather. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your party, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.

A sausage and chips covered with curry sauce
Where
Yalding (ME18)
Area hub
Kent
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

Takeaway run or book a van?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

Step by step

When we arrive, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Once we’re hot, we cook to order, so we time it to your schedule. Sunset in Yalding drops to about 7:00pm by late September and 3:50pm by December, so a lit spot for the van helps.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. We come back with availability and a clear price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Preparing for the day

  • Clear the route for the van
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Let us know the serving time

How to get a price

The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your party in Yalding, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

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Planning a party in Yalding

Yalding is about 5 miles south-west of Maidstone, in Kent. For parties in Yalding, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Yalding is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from Yalding to Canterbury (28 miles away).

Parks such as Quarry Wood usually need permission from the council or landowner for a catering van, so check first. A christening at St Peter's and St Paul's Church followed by fish and chips on the drive is a simple, popular plan.

Here we cover the ME18 postcode area. Local streets include High Street, Windmill Path and Blunden Lane; a party on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. If your venue is just outside Yalding, we also cover Congelow (1 mile south), Benover (1 mile south), Hunton (1 mile south-east), Nettlestead Green (1 mile north-west) and Laddingford (1 mile south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (5 miles north-east), Sittingbourne (15 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (11 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (10 miles south-west), Gravesend (14 miles north) and Tonbridge (7 miles west).

Well-known places in the area include Oakwood Hospital (3.7 miles north-east) and Teapot Island (0.8 miles south-west).

  • Nearby, you’ll find The Walnut Tree Public House (within half a mile north-west)
Map of Yalding © OpenStreetMap contributors

Looking after everyone

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:

  • Make sure the van can park legally
  • Tell the neighbours the van is coming
  • Arrange an alternative if needed
  • Confirm allergies by email

After service, we pack up and leave the drive tidy.

A few lights around the van look great.

What comes out of the fryer

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Yalding questions

Is Yalding close to London?

Roughly 30 miles from the centre of London.

Can you serve after a service at St Peter's and St Paul's Church?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is typically elsewhere. Send us the address.

Do we need to provide equipment?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.

What happens if it rains?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

What can guests choose from?

Chip-shop favourites: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Do you have allergen information?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we’ll tell you what’s in each item.

Do you come to Yalding?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Yalding and the rest of Kent. To check your date, send us your details through our quote form.

How much does a fish and chip van for your party cost in Yalding?

We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.

For planners, venues and organisers

Hosting at home? Send us a photo of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we will tell you honestly whether it works.

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Hiring a hall and a caterer adds up. A van on the drive keeps it simple. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why us?

  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones

Take a look at our pricing or the cost guide.

Where the van can park in Yalding

Before the day, we’ll agree where the van parks. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.

From the hatch

  • Gravy
  • Chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Sausage and chips

See the full menu

Events we cater in Yalding

It’s a real treat for guests, and it gets people talking.

We can help if you are planning any of the following:

  • Anniversaries and engagement parties
  • Children’s parties
  • Retirement celebrations
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers

Guests arriving by train should know that the nearest station is Yalding station, about 1 mile west.

What your quote should include

  • What happens if plans change
  • How many hours the van serves
  • Whether travel is included
  • VAT, if it applies

How to compare vans

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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