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Care Home Fish and Chips for Slade Green events
We bring a fish and chip van visit across Slade Green and Greater London, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Birthday treats for residents
- A monthly fish and chip day
- Themed afternoons
Planning an event in Slade Green?
About our care home fish and chips in Slade Green
Some residents come out to the van; others watch from inside, and families can join in. We are often asked to cater care home summer fairs and lunch for the care team, with pie and chips, cod and chips and mushy peas.
In Slade Green, care homes generally have limited parking, so we agree a spot clear of ambulance access. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
- Location
- Slade Green (DA8, DA1, DA7)
- County
- Greater London
- Menu
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026

Slade Green: care homes and access
Slade Green is about 1 mile south-east of Erith, in Greater London. Tell us where your care home visit in Slade Green will be, and we will plan access and set-up. We cover 764 places across Greater London. You can also see our page for London, about 13 miles away.
Visitors arriving by train should know that Slade Green has its own station, Slade Green station. If your residents have links with St. Augustine's Church, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit.
This part of Greater London takes in DA8, DA1 and DA7, and we can serve your care home visit anywhere in it. Local streets include Oak Road, Elm Road and Moat Lane; a care home visit on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. For care home visits just outside Slade Green, we cover North End (1 mile west), Barnes Cray (1 mile south), Bexley Riverside (1 mile west), Barnehurst (1 mile west) and Northumberland Heath (1 mile west). Further out, we also take the van to London (13 miles west), City of Westminster (15 miles west), Marylebone (15 miles west), St Pancras (14 miles west), Shoreditch (12 miles west) and Walthamstow (13 miles north-west).
Well-known places in the area include Stone Castle (3.9 miles south-east) and Colyers (1 mile west). Green spaces nearby include Wansunt Pit.
- Schools near Slade Green include Haberdashers' Aske's Crayford Academy (0.8 miles south-west)
- Local pubs include Railway Tavern (less than half a mile west)
Who books care home fish and chips in Slade Green?
It brings families in, which residents love.
The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:
- Residents’ family gatherings
- Seaside days
- Residents’ celebrations
- Care home summer fairs
Residents who remember days out at Wansunt Pit may enjoy talking about it over fish and chips.
What your quote should include
- If the price includes VAT
- What the price includes, item by item
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- The van’s size and access needs
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
Compared with a takeaway delivery, the van cooks on site, so food is hot when it reaches residents. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.
Why book with us
- Something for residents to gather round
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
- We cover Slade Green and the whole of Greater London
Step by step
It is a relaxed, well-organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, set up where we have agreed, and get on with frying and serving. With darkness by about 3:50pm in December, winter van visits in Slade Green suit lunchtime, while summer visits can run into the evening, with light until about 9:20pm.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for residents.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
How to prepare
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Clear the route for the van
Ask for a quote
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, send us your details through our quote form.
Planning help
Planning the van’s spot
If a spot is not suitable, we’ll tell you, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:
- Away from emergency access
- Firm, level ground close to the home
- Not right beside residents’ rooms
As a London location, Slade Green is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.
On the menu in Slade Green
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
Should I sort the food myself?
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.
The menu, dish by dish
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips.
Cod and chips
Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Allergies and dietary needs
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:
- Check the spot with your manager
- Ask about smaller portions
- List residents’ diets, allergies and portion needs
- Residents on soft diets should have meals from your kitchen
Staff carry plates to residents who can’t come outside, while it’s hot.
Bunting, deckchairs and a seaside theme make it an occasion.
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Common questions in Slade Green
Could you trade in Braeburn Park?
Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Check with them first.
Which station is closest to Slade Green?
Slade Green has its own station: Slade Green station.
Do you bring everything you need?
The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
Do you cover Slade Green?
Yes. We cover London and the South East, and Slade Green is within our area and the rest of Greater London. For a quote, use our quote form.
Do you have allergen information?
Tell us about allergies when you book, and we’ll give you the allergen information and what we can offer.
Can families and staff eat too?
Yes, and families love joining in.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We clear the van’s area after service. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
Is grass a problem?
Generally, if it’s firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
Planners, venues and businesses
Organising a club, school or community event in Slade Green? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch