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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Landport events

Planning a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Landport? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.

  • Festive open days
  • Work Christmas parties
  • Christmas family parties

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Fresh fish and chips in Landport

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

For something other than turkey, a chip van is hard to beat in Landport. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why Landport hosts choose us

  • A clear quote before you book
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Something for guests to gather round
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side

See our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.

How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Landport

It works for teams who cannot all leave at once, because service can be planned in waves. Typical bookings include work Christmas parties and depot Christmas treats, with pie and chips, gravy and sausage and chips.

In Landport, festive gatherings tend to be at home or the hall. We need firm ground and some light. Timings are planned around your Christmas party, so the food is ready when you want to eat.

Festive lights hanging over a dressed dinner table
Location
Landport (PO1, PO2, PO5)
County
Portsmouth
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

Space, access and the venue

No two venues are the same, so we will ask about yours before we confirm. In general, we need:

  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • A lit spot if service runs after dark

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before you book.

Popular choices

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Curry sauce
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy

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About the food

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

Cod and chips

Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it is the favourite in much of the south. It’s battered and fried to order.

Landport: your questions answered

Is Landport close to London?

Roughly 65 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Could you trade in Alexandra Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

When should we book for December?

Very early. Fridays in December book up first.

Where do you take the van?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

How fast is service?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan service around it.

Do you cater Christmas fairs?

Yes. Send us the event details and the pitch information.

What do you bring?

All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

What if the weather’s bad?

Rain doesn’t stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. Guests will appreciate cover near the hatch.

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the Christmas party.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Prices and what affects them

There is nothing hidden: the quote reflects:

  • Parking and the way in
  • Service time
  • The day of the week
  • Distance and any road charges

There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.

What we need to know

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • Where the event is
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • A photo of the parking spot
  • Where the van would park

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party for your Christmas party in Landport? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.

Christmas catering near Landport

Landport is about 1 mile south-west of Portsmouth, in Portsmouth. For Christmas parties in Landport, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields in and around Landport. We serve 19 places across Portsmouth, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Landport to Southampton (16 miles away).

For anyone getting the train home after the party, Landport has its own station, Portsmouth & Southsea station. A winter fair at a school like Ark Dickens Primary Academy gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular. With the sea within about 2 miles, December breezes can be cold.

We take the van to Christmas parties all over PO1, PO2 and PO5 and the streets around it. Your Christmas party could be at a house on Lake Road, Watts Road and Alfred Road, wherever the van can park. Nearby, we also serve Christmas parties in Portsmouth (1 mile north-east), Fratton (1 mile east), Rudmore (1 mile north), Kingston (1 mile east) and North End (1 mile north). Further out, we also take the van to Wymering (3 miles north), Paulsgrove (3 miles north), Cosham (3 miles north), Drayton (3 miles north-east) and Farlington (4 miles north-east).

A little further out are Southsea Castle (1.7 miles south) and Tricorn Centre (within half a mile west). Green spaces nearby include Milton Locks and Portsdown Hill.

  • Schools near Landport include St Edmund's Catholic School (within half a mile south) and St Edmund's Catholic School (under half a mile south)
  • Local pubs include The Painters Arms (under half a mile south)
  • Other local spots include Southsea (1.4 miles south)
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Working with your venue

Having the party at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll let you know if the van will fit.

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

The process

Here’s how the day usually runs: the van arrives and we set up, the fryers heat up, and we serve hot from the hatch when you are ready to eat. December in Landport means early darkness: the light goes at about 4:00pm, so choose a lit spot near the door for the van.

  1. Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. We come back with availability and a clear price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Getting ready for the day

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Clear the route for the van

How to get a price

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, fill in our quote form.

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Occasions we serve in Landport

Rain or shine, the fryers keep going.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:

  • Staff Christmas parties
  • Festive gatherings after Christmas
  • Christmas lunches for shift teams
  • End-of-year club parties

A Christmas fair at Church of All Saints is just the kind of event a chip van suits.

What to look for in a quote

  • How allergens are handled
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • The deposit and payment dates

15 questions to ask before booking

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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