East Sussex · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Birchett's Green events
We bring a fish and chip van for your team to Birchett's Green and nearby, frying fresh at your venue.
- A monthly Fish Friday
- Charity and fundraising days at work
- Summer staff parties
Corporate fish and chip catering in Birchett's Green
Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Birchett's Green
We park in your car park, yard or forecourt, so nobody has to leave site. For friday lunch treats and project milestones, we will put together a menu of pie and chips, haddock and chips and sausage and chips for your guests.
Near Birchett's Green, workplaces can be far from shops, so a chip van lunch is welcome. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before you book.
- Where
- Birchett's Green (TN5)
- Area hub
- East Sussex
- Menu
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Ask us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
For event organisers in Birchett's Green
Parks, greens and streets normally need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Organising a club, school or community event in Birchett's Green? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Birchett's Green?
It’s hot food on site, whatever the weather.
Whatever the occasion in Birchett's Green, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:
- Summer team days
- Leaving dos
- Charity days
- Staff appreciation days
Nearby historic houses include Wadhurst Castle (2 miles west) and Scotney Castle (2.8 miles north-east). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they generally set strict rules for vehicles.
Questions to ask before booking
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- What the van needs: space, access, power
- Whether VAT is included
- The deposit and payment dates
How the day works
The smell of the fryers does the inviting. Each piece of fish is battered and fried to order, and chips are fried in batches through service. For a staff lunch in Birchett's Green, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so evening events need a lit spot. Summer events have daylight until around 9:15pm.
- First, tell us about your staff event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- We cook to order on the day for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Getting ready for the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Choose a level, firm spot for the van
- Let us know the serving time
How to get a price
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, use our quote form.
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Space, access and the venue
No two venues are the same, so we will ask about yours before we confirm. Generally, we look for:
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- Flat, firm ground for the van
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.
Popular choices
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Staff lunches
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
DIY versus a fish and chip van
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Corporate buffets are generally cold. A chip van serves hot food fresh from the fryer. The cost per head typically falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
What you get with us
- A menu almost everyone likes
- Bookings across East Sussex, including Birchett's Green
- Something for staff to gather round
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
See our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.
Birchett's Green questions
Which station is closest to Birchett's Green?
The closest is Stonegate station, roughly 2.6 miles away.
How far is Birchett's Green from London?
About 37 miles from central London, and well within our area.
Can the van park on the street?
That depends on local parking rules. Off-road parking is usually simpler; for the street, check the council’s rules.
Can you invoice the company?
Tell us what your finance team needs and we will explain.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, not cooked earlier and kept warm.
What’s on the menu?
The classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.
How much space do you need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
Is grass a problem?
That depends on the weather and the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we will advise.
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What a fish and chip van costs
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:
- How many people are eating
- How easy the site is to reach
- The date and time of year
- Cod, haddock or both
Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.
What to tell us
These details help us quote quickly:
- Where the event is
- Where the van would park
- Your date and serving time
- Rough numbers for adults and children
To get a price, fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your staff event, and we will check the date and send a price.
Staff lunches in Birchett's Green: access and travel
Birchett's Green is about 7 miles south-east of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in East Sussex. Give us the address of your staff event in Birchett's Green, and we’ll plan the route and the parking spot. We cover 289 places in East Sussex. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 27 miles away.
Birchett's Green sits roughly 37 miles from central London. For colleagues arriving by train, the nearest station is Stonegate station, about 2.6 miles south. With the High Weald National Landscape within about 2 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.
This part of East Sussex takes in TN5, and we can serve your staff event anywhere in it. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Wallcrouch (1 mile south), Shover's Green (1 mile south-west), Cousley Wood (2 miles north-west), Pell Green (2 miles north-west) and Stonegate (2 miles south). Further out, we also take the van to Hastings (15 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (15 miles south), Hailsham (14 miles south), Crowborough (9 miles west), Uckfield (13 miles south-west) and Heathfield (8 miles south-west).
Well-known places in the area include Finchcocks Musical Museum (3.8 miles north-east) and Ticehurst House Hospital (1.1 miles south-east). The countryside around Birchett's Green includes Bewl Water.
Diets, allergies and planning
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:
- Put allergy details in writing
- Flag any coeliac staff
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Ask facilities about access
After the last group, we pack up.
A few tables or benches outside make it a proper break.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch