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Corporate fish and chip catering in Ditton, Slough

Corporate fish and chip catering in Ditton: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Open days
  • Warehouse, depot and site teams
  • End-of-project celebrations

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Corporate fish and chip catering in Ditton

About our corporate fish and chip catering in Ditton

Food is fried to order, so the last person served gets food as hot as the first. We serve haddock and chips, sausage and chips and cod and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater charity and fundraising days at work and celebrating a big win.

Near Ditton, workplaces can be far from shops, so a chip van lunch is welcome. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your staff event, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

Golden fried fish on a plate held in one hand
Where
Ditton (SL3)
County
Slough
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
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Updated
24 October 2026

Why choose a fish and chip van in Ditton?

With a barbecue, somebody ends up at the grill. With a van, everyone gets a break. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why us?

  • We cover Ditton and the whole of Slough
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up

Take a look at our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

We will give you a clear quote. What affects it most:

  • How far we travel
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Parking and the way in
  • The date and time of year

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.

What to tell us

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • A picture of the parking spot
  • The venue or postcode
  • Your date and serving time

The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your staff event in Ditton, and we will check the date and send a price.

Space, access and the venue

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

Popular choices

  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas

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The process

The smell of the fryers does the inviting. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. Summer events after work in Ditton have light until about 9:25pm; in late May it is about 8:55pm, and in winter the yard or car park will need lighting.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

Getting ready for the day

  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Ensure the van can get in
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time

Ask for a quote

Each quote is put together for your staff event. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we are available that day.

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Related guides

Staff lunches in Ditton: access and travel

Ditton is about 2 miles south-east of Slough, in Slough. For a staff event in Ditton, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields in and around Ditton. We serve 31 places in Slough. You can also see our page for Guildford, about 17 miles away.

Ditton is about 20 miles from central London. For staff and visitors coming by train, Datchet station, about 0.8 miles south-west, is the nearest station.

For staff events in SL3, we just need to know where the van can park. Streets in the area include Thorn Road, Ditton Road and London Road, and the van can serve a staff event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Other places close to Ditton we cover include Datchet (1 mile south-west), Myrke (1 mile north-west), Brands Hill (1 mile south-east), Sunnymeads (2 miles south) and Colnbrook (2 miles east). We also serve nearby towns such as Cippenham (4 miles north-west), Britwell (4 miles north-west), Burnham (5 miles north-west), Stoke Poges (4 miles north), Huntercombe (4 miles north-west) and Farnham Common (5 miles north-west).

Well-known places in the area include Windsor Castle (1.7 miles west) and Municipal Borough of Slough (1.8 miles north-west). The countryside around Ditton includes Staines Reservoirs and Stoke Common.

  • Schools near Ditton include Ditton Park Academy (0.5 miles north-west) and Upton Court Grammar School (1 mile north-west)
  • Local pubs include The Royal Stag pub (0.7 miles south-west)
Map of Ditton © OpenStreetMap contributors

Events we cater in Ditton

Hot food in the car park, rain or shine.

Whatever brings people together, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We’re frequently booked for:

  • Project milestones
  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Lunch for site crews
  • Summer team days

Historic houses near Ditton include Frogmore House (1.7 miles south-west) and Windsor Castle (1.7 miles west). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.

Before you book anyone

  • Payment terms and deposit
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • What the van needs: space, access, power

Our booking checklist

Diets, allergies and planning

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:

  • Agree the van’s spot with facilities
  • Ask staff about allergies with a simple form
  • Check the site’s requirements for caterers
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for

We can serve each shift in turn.

Some teams make it a regular treat.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

Ditton questions

Is Ditton close to London?

About 20 miles from central London.

Could you trade in Ditton Park?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

What’s on the menu?

Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

What will facilities need from you?

Sites vary, so send us the list and we will confirm what we can provide.

How far ahead should we book?

The sooner the better. Peak dates go quickly, so it pays to ask early.

What if the weather’s bad?

Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.

What do you bring?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.

Where will the van go on our site?

Typically, if there’s a level spot and the site allows it. Facilities will decide the spot.

The menu, dish by dish

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.

Haddock and chips

Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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