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Corporate fish and chip catering in Datchet, Slough

A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Corporate fish and chip catering in Datchet.

  • End-of-project celebrations
  • Retirement send-offs
  • Thank-you lunches for the team

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Corporate fish and chip catering for Datchet events

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

Corporate fish and chip catering in Datchet, cooked to order

We park in your car park, yard or forecourt, so staff do not have to go anywhere. Popular choices include mushy peas, sausage and chips and cod and chips, and typical bookings are for celebrating a big win and staff thank-you lunches.

For businesses around Datchet, a staff lunch in the yard is easy to arrange. Let us know about the site. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

Where
Datchet (SL3)
Area hub
Slough
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
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Page updated
24 October 2026
A hand holding a plate with two pieces of golden fried fish

For event organisers in Datchet

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Parks, greens and streets typically need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

What happens on the day

You will know we’re ready when the smell of frying drifts over, about the time the first staff wander across. After that, it is a steady flow to the hatch. Lunchtime staff treats in Datchet are in daylight all year round, but evening events need lights from about 3:55pm in December or 7:05pm in late September.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Preparing for the day

  • Ensure the van can get in
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Tell us when you want to eat

How to get a price

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, send us your details through our quote form.

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Diets, allergies and planning

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Send round an allergy question
  • Tell us about coeliac staff specifically
  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet
  • Check with facilities where the van can park

Bins and napkins by the van make it easy.

A simple pre-order helps us plan.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Datchet

Is Datchet close to London?

About 21 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Can the van park in Home Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, usually the council. Check with them first.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

No, not as standard: batter is typically made with wheat flour. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do.

What about staff who do not eat fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.

What happens if it rains?

We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

How fast is service?

Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. We’ll talk it through when we quote.

Can you serve children?

Yes. Children usually love sausage and chips. Include children in your numbers.

Can the van park on the street?

It depends on the road. Off-road parking is usually simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Next to a sandwich lunch, fish and chips feels like a real thank-you. Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your staff event.

Why Datchet hosts choose us

  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Hot food handed straight over

Read our pricing or what a fish and chip van costs.

Occasions we serve in Datchet

People remember it.

In Datchet and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:

  • Project milestones
  • Friday lunch treats
  • Retirement send-offs
  • Open days

Datchet is about 21 miles from central London, well within our area.

Comparing caterers

  • The deposit and payment dates
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • A clear list of what’s included
  • VAT, if it applies

How to compare vans

Before you choose a spot

We will be honest if a spot will not work. What matters most:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • A short walk from the party
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

From the hatch

  • Staff lunches
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas

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Staff lunches in Datchet: access and travel

Datchet is about 2 miles east of Windsor, in Slough. For a staff event in Datchet, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields in and around Datchet. Datchet is one of 31 places in Slough where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Guildford, about 16 miles away.

Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: there’s a station right in Datchet: Datchet station. Within reach of Datchet are historic houses such as Frogmore House (1 mile south-west) and Windsor Castle (1.2 miles west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they usually set strict rules for vehicles.

We serve staff events across SL3 and the streets around it. Streets in the area include High Street, London Road and Percy Place, and the van can serve a staff event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Ditton (1 mile north-east), Myrke (1 mile north-west), Sunnymeads (1 mile south-east), Brands Hill (2 miles east) and Old Windsor (2 miles south). Larger places within reach include Slough (3 miles north-west), Cippenham (3 miles north-west), Britwell (4 miles north-west), Burnham (5 miles north-west), Stoke Poges (4 miles north) and Huntercombe (4 miles north-west). Datchet is among the bigger towns we cover in Slough, with plenty of venues for staff events.

Well-known places in the area include Windsor Castle (1.2 miles west) and Upton Hospital (1.7 miles north-west). Open spaces near Datchet include Staines Reservoirs.

  • Schools near Datchet include Churchmead School (within half a mile north-west) and St George's School (1.3 miles west)
  • Local pubs include The Royal Stag pub (under half a mile north-west)
  • Local facilities include Municipal Borough of Slough (2 miles north)
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What comes out of the fryer

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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