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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Heston events
Corporate fish and chip catering in Heston: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch.
- Lunch for site crews
- Project milestones
- Fish Friday treats
Corporate fish and chip catering for Heston events
Allergies and dietary needs
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:
- Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
- Check with facilities where the van can park
- Put allergy details in writing
- A pre-order helps with numbers and allergies
After the last group, we pack up.
Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.
Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Heston
Whether it’s a Friday treat or an end-of-quarter thank you, the van makes the day feel special. We are often asked to cater workplace fundraising days and fish Friday treats, with haddock and chips, mushy peas and pie and chips.
London work events in Heston frequently run to a tight lunch break, so we keep the menu short and service quick. Let us know about access and security. We serve from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and service is quick once we are up and running.
- Where
- Heston (TW5, UB2, TW3)
- County
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Contact us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026

Why choose a fish and chip van in Heston?
Compared with a sandwich platter, a chip van feels like a proper treat. The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.
Why book our van in Heston
- Bookings across Greater London, including Heston
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- Something for staff to gather round
Staff lunches in Heston: access and travel
Heston is about 2 miles south of Southall, in Greater London. We serve staff events at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Heston. We take the van to all 764 towns and villages across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Heston to London (12 miles away).
Commuters will know that the closest railway station is Southall station, roughly 1.4 miles north of the centre. With the A3005 nearby, access for the van is straightforward.
Wherever your staff event is in TW5, UB2 and TW3, we can bring the van to you. Streets in the area include Fern Lane, Sutton Road and Eton Avenue, and the van can serve a staff event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. You will find Heston on the A3005, which makes the journey straightforward. If your venue is just outside Heston, we also cover North Hyde (1 mile north), Norwood Green (1 mile north-east), Lampton (1 mile south-east), Hounslow West (1 mile south) and Osterley (1 mile east). Larger places within reach include London (12 miles east), City of Westminster (10 miles east), Marylebone (10 miles east), Kensington (8 miles east), St Pancras (12 miles east) and Shoreditch (13 miles east).
A little further out are Hounslow Hospital (1.2 miles south) and Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (1.6 miles south-east). Within reach you will find Northala Fields and Crane Meadows.
- Schools near Heston include Heston Community School (less than half a mile east)
- Pubs nearby include The Plough Public House (0.9 miles north-east)
Takeaway run or book a van?
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your staff instead.
Places near Heston
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Organising for someone else?
If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
Organising a club, school or community event in Heston? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Heston
Which station is closest to Heston?
The closest is Southall station, roughly 1.4 miles away.
Is parking a problem for the van in Heston?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll work around it.
Do you take everything away?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Let us know about bins for staff.
What do you bring?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
Do you come to Heston?
We do. Heston is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we will check availability.
Can the van come to our open day?
Yes. Visitors love it.
What does it cost to hire the van?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
Which areas do you serve?
We take the van across London and the South East, Greater London included. See all areas.
Events we cater in Heston
It works across shifts, with service timed to each break.
We can help if you are planning any of the following:
- Team away days
- A monthly Fish Friday
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- End-of-project celebrations
Historic houses near Heston include Osterley House (1.2 miles east) and Boston Manor (2.6 miles east). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans.
Comparing caterers
- Payment terms and deposit
- Whether travel is included
- When final numbers are due
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
The menu, dish by dish
Cod and chips
Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it’s hot, crisp and generous.
Curry sauce
Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.
The process
We do not cook ahead. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, so it’s as fresh as from any chip shop. In Heston, a summer staff event stays light until about 9:20pm; winter events, dark by about 3:55pm, need a lit spot for the van.
- You tell us the date, the site, rough numbers and your break times.
- You get a quote and answers to facilities’ questions.
- Parking and arrival are agreed with your facilities team.
- We serve hot from the hatch through your break or shifts.
- We pack up and leave the space as we found it.
Getting ready for the day
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Ensure the van can get in
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
Get a quote
Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.
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Where the van can park in Heston
Plenty of places work for the van, but a few things matter:
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- Flat, firm ground for the van
As a London location, Heston is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
On the menu in Heston
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Staff lunches
- Mushy peas
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch