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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Hounslow West events
Looking for a fish and chip van for your team in Hounslow West? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry everything fresh on the spot.
- Staff appreciation days
- Summer staff parties
- Open days
Fresh fish and chips in Hounslow West
Corporate fish and chip catering in Hounslow West, fried fresh
It works for customer events and open days as well: visitors queue, chat and stay longer. We’re often asked to cater fish Friday treats and open days and customer events, serving haddock and chips, mushy peas and cod and chips.
London work events in Hounslow West often run to a tight lunch break, so we keep the menu short and service quick. Tell us about site access and parking. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet.
- Location
- Hounslow West (TW4, TW3, TW5)
- Area hub
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
The price comes down to a few factors:
- The minimum booking
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- How long we serve
- Parking and the way in
The cost per head generally falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we will quote.
Details that help
When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:
- Expected numbers
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- Where the van would park
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, fill in our quote form.
What else we do in Hounslow West
Planning the van’s spot
Plenty of places work for the van, but a few things matter:
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- A clear area by the serving hatch
Hounslow West is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.
What we serve
- Staff lunches
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?
With a barbecue, somebody ends up at the grill. With a van, everyone gets a break. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Why book with us
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- Quick service from the hatch
- Classic food your staff already know
Read our prices page and the cost guide.
What comes out of the fryer
Haddock and chips
Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.
Curry sauce
Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce and it’s on the menu.
Events we cater in Hounslow West
It does not need a meeting room, a kitchen or a restaurant booking, so it’s easy to organise.
Big or small, the van works the same way. Typical bookings include:
- Charity days
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- Open days and customer events
- Fish Friday treats
Being near the A3006 and A3063 makes Hounslow West a simple run for the van.
Before you book anyone
- Payment terms and deposit
- A clear list of what’s included
- Any minimum charge
- Travel, tolls and road charges
Diets, allergies and planning
With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:
- Confirm allergies by email
- Tell us exactly when each group can eat
- Plan an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for
- Let us know about coeliac disease
Put bins near the hatch.
Tell the team in advance: it’s half the fun.
Hounslow West: your questions answered
Is parking a problem for the van in Hounslow West?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll work around it.
What’s the nearest station to Hounslow West?
The closest is Hounslow station, roughly 1.2 miles away.
What does the van need?
Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you’re not sure.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
Is the fish gluten-free?
No, not as standard: batter is normally made with wheat flour. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do.
What does it cost to hire the van?
We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.
Do we need to provide equipment?
Everything is cooked in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we will confirm what we need.
Do you have documents for our site?
Tell us what your site needs when you enquire, and we’ll go through it with you.
Staff lunches in Hounslow West: access and travel
Hounslow West is about 2 miles west of Hounslow, in Greater London. We take a fish and chip van for your team to homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Hounslow West and the surrounding area. Hounslow West is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Hounslow West to London (13 miles away).
Among the historic houses close to Hounslow West are Osterley House (2.1 miles north-east) and Richmond House (3 miles south-east). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they generally set strict rules for vehicles. Commuters will know that the closest railway station is Hounslow station, roughly 1.2 miles east of the centre.
Here we cover the TW4, TW3 and TW5 postcode area. Your staff event could be at a house on Ivy Lane, Toad Lane and Bath Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Main roads around Hounslow West include the A3006 and A3063, so getting the van to your staff event is simple. For staff events just outside Hounslow West, we cover Heston (1 mile north), Lampton (1 mile east), North Hyde (2 miles north), Hounslow (2 miles east) and Woodlands (2 miles east). Further out, we also take the van to London (13 miles east), City of Westminster (11 miles east), Marylebone (11 miles east), Kensington (8 miles east), St Pancras (12 miles east) and Shoreditch (14 miles east).
Nearby you’ll also find Museum of Army Music (1.9 miles south-east) and Hounslow Hospital (0.7 miles east). Open spaces near Hounslow West include Richmond Hill and Garden Lake.
- Schools near Hounslow West include Gunnersbury Catholic School (0.6 miles east) and The Heathland School (0.9 miles south-east)
- Pubs nearby include The Beaver pub (under half a mile west)
- Local facilities include Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (1.7 miles east)
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.
The process
On the day, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Once we are hot, we cook to order, timed around your staff event. For a staff lunch in Hounslow West, daylight is not an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so evening events need a lit spot. Summer events have daylight until around 9:20pm.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check the route in and send a price.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
How to prepare
- Share the timings for the day
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
- Clear the route for the van
Get a quote
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. When you are ready, send us your details through our quote form.
Planning help
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch