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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Horsted Keynes
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in Horsted Keynes and the surrounding area.
- Summer staff parties
- Open days
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
Fresh fish and chips in Horsted Keynes
Corporate fish and chip catering in Horsted Keynes, fried fresh
Everything is cooked as people come up, so it’s hot whether you are first or last in the queue. Typical bookings include friday lunch treats and retirement send-offs, with pie and chips, mushy peas and sausage and chips.
Near Horsted Keynes, workplaces can be far from shops, which makes a chip van a real treat. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
- Location
- Horsted Keynes (RH17)
- Region
- West Sussex
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?
Corporate buffets are typically cold. A chip van serves hot food fresh from the fryer. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.
Why book our van in Horsted Keynes
- No surprises in your quote
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- Hot food handed straight over
Take a look at our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.
Planners, venues and businesses
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
Where the van can park in Horsted Keynes
Every site is different, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. Generally, we look for:
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
From the hatch
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
Prices and what affects them
There’s nothing hidden: the quote reflects:
- Distance and any road charges
- Cod, haddock or both
- The day of the week
- Numbers
Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Getting an accurate quote
For a quote, it helps to have:
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- A photo of the space and the way in
- The venue or postcode
- The date and when you’d like to eat
We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, use our quote form.
Places near Horsted Keynes
More for events in Horsted Keynes
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it is fried on the spot.
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
Horsted Keynes questions
Can the van go to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.
Do you come out to small places like Horsted Keynes?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
Where do you take the van?
London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Horsted Keynes.
Do you cover Horsted Keynes?
Yes, we do. Horsted Keynes is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we will check availability.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your staff event and we will send a quote.
Do we need to provide equipment?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
What’s on the menu?
The classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.
What paperwork do you provide?
Every site asks for something different, so ask facilities for their list and pass it on.
What comes out of the fryer
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips.
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.
Business events near Horsted Keynes
Horsted Keynes is about 4 miles north-east of Haywards Heath, in West Sussex. Bookings in Horsted Keynes come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We cover 371 places across West Sussex. We serve events right across the region, from Horsted Keynes to Brighton (15 miles away).
Horsted Keynes is about 32 miles from central London, well within our area. For colleagues arriving by train, the closest railway station is Haywards Heath station, roughly 4 miles south-west of the centre. With the High Weald National Landscape within about 5 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.
Anywhere in RH17, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. That could mean a staff event at a home on Station Road, Rixons Orchard and Leighton Road or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere for the van. We also bring the van to staff events in Danehill (1 mile east), Birchgrove (2 miles north-east), Highbrook (2 miles north-west), Chelwood Common (2 miles east) and Furner's Green (2 miles south-east). Larger places within reach include Crawley (9 miles north-west), Horsham (13 miles west), Haywards Heath (4 miles south-west), Burgess Hill (7 miles south-west), East Grinstead (6 miles north) and Broadfield (9 miles north-west).
Well-known places in the area include Waterbury Castle (less than half a mile north-west) and Princess Royal Hospital (4.1 miles south-west). Within reach you will find Blunts Wood and Paiges Meadow.
- Local pubs include The Green Man pub (less than half a mile north-east)
Planning for dietary needs
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Ask facilities what paperwork they need
- Consider a pre-order list
- Let us know about coeliac disease
For shift teams, we serve in waves, as agreed in advance.
A few tables or benches outside make it a proper break.
How it works
We arrive on time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen and the hatch goes up. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out right on schedule. Lunchtime staff treats in Horsted Keynes are in daylight all year round, but later events need lighting: it’s dark by about 3:55pm in December.
- First, tell us about your staff event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Before we arrive
- Let us know the serving time
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Keep space clear for staff at the hatch
Get a quote
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your team for your staff event in Horsted Keynes? Tell us what you have in mind and we will reply with a clear price. Just use our quote form.
Read more
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch