Buckinghamshire · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Jordans events
A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Corporate fish and chip catering in Jordans.
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A chip van near Jordans
Corporate fish and chip catering in Jordans, fried fresh
We park in your car park, yard or forecourt, so staff don’t have to go anywhere. On the menu are cod and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas, and we’re regularly asked to cater fish Friday treats and retirement and leaving lunches.
Near Jordans, workplaces can be far from shops, so a chip van lunch is welcome. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
- Where
- Jordans (HP9)
- Area hub
- Buckinghamshire
- From the fryer
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Planners, venues and businesses
If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
Allergies and dietary needs
Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. We suggest:
- Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet
- Tell us exactly when each group can eat
- Confirm allergies by email
- Let us know about coeliac disease
We get there ahead of the lunch break, so we are ready when the first group comes out.
A sign in reception or a team message builds the excitement.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
Food your guests will love
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, perfect with chips or a sausage.
Cod and chips
Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it is hot, crisp and generous.
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:
- Cod, haddock or both
- Whether a minimum applies
- Service time
- Travel, tolls and road charges
The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. It’s worth asking early.
What we need to know
These details help us quote quickly:
- A photo of the parking spot
- Roughly how many people, including children
- The address or venue name
- Dietary needs, with numbers
It’s easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll come back with a clear quote.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Jordans?
A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. A van fries on the spot. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.
Why book with us
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- Something for staff to gather round
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Classic food your staff already know
Read how we price or the cost guide.
Towns and villages near Jordans
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Staff lunches in Jordans: access and travel
Jordans is about 2 miles east of Beaconsfield, in Buckinghamshire. Across the HP9 area, we can bring the van to you. Jordans is one of 263 places in Buckinghamshire where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from Jordans to Reading (20 miles away).
Jordans is about 23 miles from central London, well within our area. For colleagues arriving by train, Seer Green & Jordans station is about 0.6 miles away. With the Chilterns National Landscape within about 8 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.
We cover staff events in every part of HP9 and the streets around it. Local streets include Green West Road, Seer Green Lane and Crutches Lane; a staff event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Other places close to Jordans we cover include Chalfont St Giles (2 miles north-east), Chalfont St Peter (2 miles east), Chalfont Common (2 miles east) and Horn Hill (3 miles east). Larger places within reach include High Wycombe (7 miles west), Chesham (7 miles north), Marlow (8 miles west), Amersham (4 miles north), Princes Risborough (13 miles north-west) and Wendover (12 miles north-west).
A little further out are Chalfonts and Gerrards Cross Hospital (1.5 miles east) and Chiltern Open Air Museum (2.8 miles north-east). The countryside around Jordans includes Long Grove Wood and Pynesfield Lake.
- Schools near Jordans include The Chalfonts Community College (1.1 miles east)
- Local pubs include Jolly Cricketers pub (0.5 miles north-west)
- Parks and local facilities nearby include British Defence Film Library (0.8 miles east)
What the van needs
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before you book.
On the menu in Jordans
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
The process
It is a relaxed, well-organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, set up where we’ve agreed, and cook and serve without fuss. In Jordans, a summer staff event stays light until about 9:25pm; for winter events, dark by about 3:55pm, we need lighting.
- You tell us the date, the site, rough numbers and your break times.
- We check the site and send a price and any details facilities need.
- Parking and arrival are agreed with your facilities team.
- We cook to order for each group as they come out.
- Afterwards, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.
Getting ready for the day
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
How to get a price
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your team for your staff event in Jordans? Send us the details and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.
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Jordans: your questions answered
Do you come to venues in the Chilterns National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.
Which station is closest to Jordans?
Seer Green & Jordans station, about 0.6 miles south-west of the centre.
Do you bring everything you need?
All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.
What does the van need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your staff, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
Do you have a kids’ option?
Children are very welcome. Let us know numbers, and we’ll plan for them.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.
Can you park in our car park or yard?
Frequently, with a level spot and the site’s agreement. Facilities will decide the spot.
Do you do customer events and open days?
Yes, it’s a great draw. Tell us the expected numbers and hours.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch