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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Keston
Corporate fish and chip catering in Keston: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch.
- Customer days
- Summer staff parties
- Thank-you lunches for the team
A chip van near Keston
For planners, venues and organisers
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we will work directly with you and the venue. It keeps things simple.
Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Keston
Food is fried to order, so the last person served gets food as hot as the first. Whether it’s retirement and leaving lunches and customer days, we can cook sausage and chips, haddock and chips and cod and chips.
For offices in and around Keston, the van typically parks in a car park, yard or loading bay, if the building allows it. Get facilities’ approval and plan access early. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.
- Where
- Keston (BR2)
- Area hub
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
The process
From set-up to the last portion, we look after the food, so you can get on with your staff event in Keston. After-work summer events in Keston have daylight until about 9:20pm in late June and 7:05pm in late September; winter events, dark by about 3:55pm, need a lit spot for the van.
- Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
How to prepare
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
- Name one person we can call on the day
Get a quote
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.
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Planning for dietary needs
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:
- Tell us about coeliac staff specifically
- Share the shift pattern
- Ask staff to pre-order
- Have a back-up for special diets
We can serve each shift in turn, as agreed in advance.
A few tables or benches outside make it a proper break.
A chip van compared with other options
Office caterers bring cold buffets. A van serves hot food to order. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
What you get with us
- The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
- No kitchen needed
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- Quick service from the hatch
See our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.
Other occasions in Keston
Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Keston
Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will work to whatever the site needs.
Could you trade in South Park?
Only if the landowner, usually the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
Can you serve each shift?
Give us the break times and we’ll serve in waves.
What does it cost to hire the van?
We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers and we will reply with a price.
Can the van come to Keston?
We do. Keston is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.
What does the van need?
Not much: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. If in doubt, send a photo.
What happens if it rains?
Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.
Can the van come to our open day?
Yes, it’s a great draw. Tell us the expected numbers and hours.
Space, access and the venue
We’ll be honest if a spot won’t work, and help find another. The main points are:
- A spot near your staff
- The site’s agreement to a catering van
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
Keston is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.
What we serve
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Staff lunches
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
Food your guests will love
Gravy
Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Pie and chips
Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your staff instead.
Planning a team lunch in Keston
Keston is about 3 miles south of Bromley, in Greater London. Staff events in Keston are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. Keston is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van. We serve events right across the region, from Keston to London (11 miles away).
Nearby historic houses include Down House (2.2 miles south-east) and Bromley Palace (3 miles north). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 7 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.
For staff events in BR2, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Whether your staff event is on Church Road, Greys Park Close and Heathfield Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Close by, we cover staff events in Nash (1 mile west), Farthing Street (1 mile south-east), Locksbottom (1 mile north-east), Leaves Green (2 miles south) and Hayes (2 miles north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover London (11 miles north-west), City of Westminster (13 miles north-west), Marylebone (13 miles north-west), Kensington (14 miles north-west), St Pancras (13 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (12 miles north).
Nearby you’ll also find The Mall (3 miles north) and Princess Royal University Hospital (1.1 miles east). Green spaces nearby include West Kent Golf Course nature reserve and Summer Hill.
- Local schools include Ravens Wood School (0.7 miles north)
- Pubs nearby include The Greyhound pub (less than half a mile north-west)
- Local facilities include Municipal Borough of Bromley (2.8 miles north)
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:
- How easy the site is to reach
- How many people are eating
- How long we serve
- Any minimum charge
Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.
What to tell us
When you contact us, it helps to tell us:
- Expected numbers
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- Where the van would park
We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, fill in our quote form.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch