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Corporate fish and chip catering in Laleham, Surrey

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in Laleham and the surrounding area.

  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Project milestones
  • Open days and customer events

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A chip van near Laleham

Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Laleham

Office teams, drivers and warehouse staff all love it, because fish and chips is food everyone knows. Whether it’s end-of-project celebrations and open days, we can cook haddock and chips, mushy peas and cod and chips and more.

Work events near Laleham might be at a farm business, a workshop or an industrial unit. The van works at any of them. Everything is fried fresh at your staff event, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.

Area
Laleham (TW18)
Area hub
Surrey
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
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Page updated
24 October 2026
Golden battered fish and chunky chips on a dark plate

Diets, allergies and planning

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:

  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Tell us about coeliac staff specifically
  • A pre-order helps with numbers and allergies
  • Send allergies to us in writing

We arrive before your break to park and heat the fryers, so service starts on time.

Cover near the van keeps the queue dry.

Before you choose a spot

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

On the menu in Laleham

  • Pie and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips

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Laleham: your questions answered

Is Laleham close to London?

Roughly 18 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Can the van park in Penton Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Can you invoice the company?

Ask us when you enquire and we will explain how booking and payment work.

How soon do we need to book?

Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.

How much space do you need?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your staff, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

Who clears up?

The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for staff are worth planning.

Can the van come to Laleham?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, and Laleham is within our area and the rest of Surrey. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

How long will the queue be?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.

For event organisers in Laleham

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

Perfect for your staff event in Laleham

A van lunch is a staff treat almost everyone appreciates, from the boardroom to the loading bay.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:

  • End-of-project celebrations
  • Friday lunch treats
  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses
  • Summer team days

Central London is about 18 miles from Laleham.

What to look for in a quote

  • The deposit and payment dates
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • VAT, if it applies

Choosing a fish and chip van

Business events near Laleham

Laleham is about 1 mile south-east of Staines-upon-Thames, in Surrey. Staff events in Laleham are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We take the van to all 395 towns and villages in Surrey, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Guildford, about 12 miles away.

Within reach of Laleham are historic houses such as Botleys Mansion (3.4 miles south-west). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van. For colleagues arriving by train, Staines station is about 1.2 miles away.

Anywhere in TW18, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Whether your staff event is on Northfield Road, Willowmead and Staines Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. We also bring the van to staff events in Littleton (1 mile south-east), Ashford (2 miles north-east), Shepperton Green (2 miles south-east), Littleton Common (2 miles east) and Charlton (2 miles east). Further out, we also take the van to Guildford (12 miles south), Woking (8 miles south-west), Camberley (12 miles south-west), Epsom (11 miles south-east), Ewell (11 miles south-east) and Egham (3 miles west).

A little further out are Spelthorne Museum (1.6 miles north-west) and Ashford Hospital (2 miles north-east). Open spaces near Laleham include St Ann's Hill and Kempton Park Reservoirs.

  • Schools near Laleham include The Matthew Arnold School (0.7 miles north)
  • Local pubs include Three Horse Shoes Public House (0.5 miles south)
Map of Laleham © OpenStreetMap contributors

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Next to a sandwich lunch, a chip van feels like a proper treat. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.

Why us?

  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking

See our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

Takeaway run or book a van?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

How it works

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Each piece of fish is battered and fried to order, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. Lunchtime bookings in Laleham are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for later events. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:20pm.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

How to prepare

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Give us a contact for the day
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van

Get a quote

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. When you are ready, fill in our quote form.

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Related guides

What a fish and chip van costs

These are the factors that matter most:

  • The day of the week
  • The minimum booking
  • Your choice of menu
  • How far we travel

Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is usually the best value.

What we need to know

You don’t need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:

  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • The venue or postcode
  • Anything awkward about the way in

Send us the date, the address or TW18 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and you’ll get a clear price. To get started, use our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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