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Corporate fish and chip catering in Lessness Heath, Greater London
Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Corporate fish and chip catering in Lessness Heath.
- Project milestones
- Charity days
- A monthly Fish Friday
Planning an event in Lessness Heath?
Should I sort the food myself?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.
Corporate fish and chip catering in Lessness Heath, fried fresh
Whether it is a Friday treat or an end-of-quarter thank you, the van makes the day feel special. We’re frequently asked to cater retirement and leaving lunches and warehouse, depot and site teams, with pie and chips, mushy peas and sausage and chips.
London work events in Lessness Heath frequently run to a tight lunch break, so we plan service to feed people fast. Let us know about access and security. The menu is short on purpose: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.
- Area
- Lessness Heath (DA17, DA8, DA7)
- County
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- On the side
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
The process
When we arrive, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Then everything is fried to order, timed around your staff event. For a staff lunch in Lessness Heath, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:50pm, so evening events need a lit spot. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:20pm.
- First, tell us about your staff event.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- We cook to order on the day for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Getting ready for the day
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
Ask for a quote
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, fill in our quote form.
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Perfect for your staff event in Lessness Heath
Companies book a chip van because it is a treat that suits everyone.
Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We’re frequently booked for:
- Staff thank-you lunches
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Open days and customer events
- Lunch for site crews
For staff and visitors coming by train, Belvedere station, about 0.5 miles north, is the nearest station.
What your quote should include
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- The van’s size and access needs
- The deadline for final numbers
- Whether VAT is included
Food your guests will love
Cod and chips
For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Pie and chips
A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s a favourite in colder months.
Lessness Heath: your questions answered
Which station is closest to Lessness Heath?
Belvedere station, about 0.5 miles north of the centre.
Is parking a problem for the van in Lessness Heath?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll plan around it.
How long are you on site?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.
How much space do you need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your staff, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
How does payment work for businesses?
We’ll explain how it works when we quote for businesses.
What happens if it rains?
Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before you book.
Do we need to provide anything?
Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Mention any power or water available and we will take it from there.
Allergies and dietary needs
Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:
- Give us break and shift times
- Find out what documents the site needs
- Agree the van’s spot with facilities
- Consider a pre-order list
Keep the queue clear of fire exits and traffic in the car park or yard.
A pre-order list speeds things up and helps with allergies.
Workplace catering around Lessness Heath
Lessness Heath is about 3 miles east of Plumstead, in Greater London. From the centre of Lessness Heath to the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. Lessness Heath is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 11 miles away.
Within reach of Lessness Heath are historic houses such as Red House (2.3 miles south-west) and Danson House (2.5 miles south-west). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans.
We take the van to staff events all over the DA17, DA8 and DA7 postcode area and the streets around it. That could mean a staff event at a home on Cray Road, Clive Road and Erith Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Close by, we cover staff events in Belvedere (1 mile east), Erith (1 mile south-east), Northumberland Heath (1 mile south-east), West Heath (1 mile south-west) and Bexley Riverside (1 mile south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover London (11 miles west), City of Westminster (13 miles west), Marylebone (13 miles west), Kensington (15 miles west), St Pancras (12 miles west) and Shoreditch (10 miles west).
A little further out are Colyers (1.4 miles south-east) and Broadway Shopping Centre (2.1 miles south). Within reach you’ll find Crossness Nature Reserve.
- Schools near Lessness Heath include Trinity Church of England School (within half a mile east) and Trinity School (less than half a mile east)
- Local pubs include Priory Club pub (within half a mile south-west)
Organising for someone else?
Organising a club, school or community event in Lessness Heath? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Where the van can park in Lessness Heath
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
As a London location, Lessness Heath is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
Popular choices
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
A barbecue needs someone to cook. With a van, everyone gets a break. Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. It’s worth asking early.
Why us?
- Rain does not stop the fryers
- No surprises in your quote
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- Quick service from the hatch
See how we price and our guide to van hire costs.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch