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Corporate fish and chip catering in Northumberland Heath, Greater London
We bring a fish and chip van for your team across Northumberland Heath and Greater London, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- End-of-project celebrations
- Summer team days
- Fish Friday treats
Corporate fish and chip catering in Northumberland Heath
Prices and what affects them
There’s nothing hidden: the price is based on:
- The number of meals
- Any minimum charge
- Service time
- Access and parking
If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is usually the best value.
What we need to know
When you contact us, it helps to tell us:
- Allergies and diets you know about
- The address or venue name
- Your date and serving time
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Northumberland Heath? Send us the details and we will reply with a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.
Corporate fish and chip catering in Northumberland Heath, cooked to order
The van parks in the car park or yard, so nobody has to leave site. We serve mushy peas, haddock and chips and sausage and chips, and we are regularly asked to cater warehouse, depot and site teams and staff thank-you lunches.
In Northumberland Heath, lunch breaks are often short, so we keep the menu short and service quick. Tell us about site access and parking. The menu is short on purpose: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.
- Area
- Northumberland Heath (DA8, DA7)
- County
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Price
- Ask us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
Organising for someone else?
If you’re organising for someone else, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we will work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.
Organising a club, school or community event in Northumberland Heath? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
Allergies and dietary needs
Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Find out what documents the site needs
- Agree the van’s spot with facilities
- Ask staff to pre-order
We can serve each shift in turn, as agreed in advance.
A pre-order list speeds things up and helps with allergies.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Taking the team out for a meal means booking, travel and time away from site. A van comes to you. Larger groups normally cost less per head, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.
Why book our van in Northumberland Heath
- A menu almost everyone likes
- Quick service from the hatch
- A quote that spells everything out
- Rain doesn’t stop the fryers
Take a look at our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.
Planning the van’s spot
We will agree the van’s spot with you before the day. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
Northumberland Heath is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
From the hatch
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
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How it works
You do not need to do much on the day: point us to the spot and get on with your staff event. We handle the cooking and serving. For a staff lunch in Northumberland Heath, daylight is not an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:50pm, so evening events need a lit spot. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:20pm.
- Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Getting ready for the day
- Have a level parking spot ready
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Give us a contact for the day
Getting a price
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, send us your details through our quote form.
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Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Northumberland Heath
Could you trade in Braeburn Park?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, usually the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
What’s the nearest station to Northumberland Heath?
The closest is Barnehurst station, roughly 0.6 miles away.
What paperwork do you provide?
Send us your site’s list, and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
Do you bring everything you need?
Everything is cooked in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.
How far ahead should we book?
As soon as you have a date. Popular dates book up first, so it pays to ask early.
Where will the van go on our site?
That is up to your site, but car parks and yards generally work well.
Is there a non-fish option?
Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we’ll tell you what we can offer.
Which areas do you serve?
We cover London and the South East, including Greater London. Find your area.
Northumberland Heath for staff days and team lunches
Northumberland Heath is about 3 miles north-west of Dartford, in Greater London. Staff events in Northumberland Heath are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We take the van to 764 places across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is London, about 11 miles away.
Among the historic houses close to Northumberland Heath are Hall Place and Gardens (1.8 miles south) and Red House (2 miles south-west). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans.
We cover staff events in every part of the DA8 and DA7 postcode area. Your staff event could be at a house on Mill Road, Penda Road and Chalk Road, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. For staff events just outside Northumberland Heath, we cover Bexley Riverside (1 mile south-east), Erith (1 mile north), Barnehurst (1 mile south), Belvedere (1 mile north-west) and Lessness Heath (1 mile north-west). Larger places within reach include London (11 miles west), City of Westminster (14 miles west), Marylebone (14 miles west), St Pancras (13 miles west), Shoreditch (11 miles west) and Walthamstow (11 miles north-west).
A little further out are Erith and District Hospital (under half a mile north) and Broadway Shopping Centre (1.5 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include Crossness Nature Reserve.
- Nearby schools include Barnehurst Infant School (under half a mile south-west) and Trinity School (0.9 miles north)
- Nearby, you’ll find The Royal Oak pub (within half a mile west)
- Parks and local facilities nearby include Colyers (within half a mile south-east)
The menu, dish by dish
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.
Haddock and chips
Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch