Greater London · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Lower Morden
Treat your staff to fresh fish and chips at your staff event in Lower Morden. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.
- Staff thank-you lunches
- Friday lunch treats
- Project milestones
Book the van in Lower Morden
The menu, dish by dish
Gravy
Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.
Mushy peas
Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.
Corporate fish and chip catering in Lower Morden, fried fresh
We park in your car park, yard or forecourt, so staff don’t have to go anywhere. For a monthly Fish Friday and project milestones, we can cook mushy peas, haddock and chips and sausage and chips for your guests.
For offices in and around Lower Morden, the van generally parks in a car park, yard or loading bay, if the building allows it. Get facilities’ approval and plan access early. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer before booking.
- Where
- Lower Morden (SM4, SM3, KT4)
- County
- Greater London
- Menu
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quote
- Contact us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
A chip van compared with other options
Next to a sandwich lunch, a chip van feels like a proper treat. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.
Why us?
- Quick service from the hatch
- Events in Lower Morden and across Greater London
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
Read our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.
Business events near Lower Morden
Lower Morden is about 2 miles north-west of Sutton, in Greater London. For a staff event in Lower Morden, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Lower Morden. Lower Morden is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is London, about 9 miles away.
Within reach of Lower Morden are historic houses such as Southside House (2 miles north) and Nonsuch Mansion (2.1 miles south). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.
We serve staff events across the SM4, SM3 and KT4 postcode area. Your staff event could be at a house on Ash Road, Bow Lane and Garth Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. We also bring the van to staff events in Morden (1 mile north-east), Sutton Common (1 mile east), North Cheam (1 mile south), Worcester Park (2 miles south-west) and Stoneleigh (2 miles south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as London (9 miles north-east), City of Westminster (9 miles north), Marylebone (9 miles north), Kensington (8 miles north), St Pancras (10 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (11 miles north-east).
Nearby you’ll also find Municipal Borough of Malden and Coombe (1.9 miles north-west) and St. Anthony's Hospital (0.6 miles south). Open spaces near Lower Morden include Derwent Floodwash and Henman Hill.
- Local schools include Merton College (0.7 miles north-east) and Glenthorne High School (1 mile south-east)
- Nearby, you’ll find Lord Nelson pub (0.6 miles south)
Diets, allergies and planning
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:
- Check with facilities where the van can park
- Ask facilities what paperwork they need
- Confirm allergies by email
- Plan an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for
When service is finished, we pack up.
A sign in reception or a team message builds the excitement.
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
These are the factors that matter most:
- The minimum booking
- The date and time of year
- Service time
- How easy the site is to reach
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
Getting an accurate quote
A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what to include:
- Your date and serving time
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Where the event is
- A photo of the parking spot
Each quote is put together for your staff event. Give us your date first, and we’ll confirm whether we are available that day.
Step by step
Nothing is cooked before it’s needed. Each portion is battered and fried as it’s ordered, so it is as fresh as from any chip shop. A lunch-break van visit in Lower Morden is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it is dark by about 3:55pm in December.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
Before we arrive
- Give us a contact for the day
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
Ask for a quote
Not sure of numbers yet? That’s fine: tell us the basics about your staff event, and we will quote on that. To start, fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Organising for someone else?
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Lower Morden? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your staff instead.
Places near Lower Morden
What else we do in Lower Morden
Events we cater in Lower Morden
People remember it.
Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Lower Morden book the van for events such as:
- Summer team days
- Staff thank-you lunches
- Celebrating a big win
- Customer days
For colleagues arriving by train, St Helier station is about 0.9 miles away.
What to look for in a quote
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- Whether VAT is included
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
Common questions in Lower Morden
Could you trade in Cannon Hill Common?
Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first.
What’s the nearest station to Lower Morden?
The closest is St Helier station, roughly 0.9 miles away.
Where can the van park?
Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. If in doubt, send a picture.
How fast is service?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.
Do you work around shifts?
Yes, with the shift pattern in advance. We will agree a service plan before the day.
Do you take everything away?
We clear the van’s area after service. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
What paperwork do you provide?
Sites vary, so ask facilities for their list and pass it on.
Is there a non-fish option?
Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch