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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in New Eltham

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in New Eltham and the surrounding area.

  • Open days and customer events
  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses
  • Summer team days

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Corporate fish and chip catering for New Eltham events

For planners, venues and organisers

If you’re organising for someone else, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It keeps things simple.

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

Corporate fish and chip catering in New Eltham, cooked to order

Open days and customer events work well too: visitors queue, chat and stay longer. We serve mushy peas, pie and chips and cod and chips, and typical bookings are for shift teams at depots and warehouses and celebrating a big win.

Around New Eltham, workplace bookings tend to use car parks, yards and loading bays. Get facilities’ approval and plan access early. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

Location
New Eltham (SE9, DA15, BR7)
Area hub
Greater London
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
A crowd of guests with drinks at an indoor evening event

About the food

Curry sauce

Some people won’t eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.

Cod and chips

Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it’s what most people in the south ask for. It is battered and fried to order.

Looking after everyone

Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Ask facilities what paperwork they need
  • Share the shift pattern
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Flag any coeliac staff

When service is finished, we pack up.

Somewhere to sit outside helps.

Questions from New Eltham

Is parking a problem for the van in New Eltham?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll work around it.

Which station is closest to New Eltham?

New Eltham has its own station: New Eltham station.

Do you do customer events and open days?

Yes. Visitors love it.

Do you work around shifts?

Tell us the shift and break times and we will plan service around them.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

Where can the van park?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your staff, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Can you park in our car park or yard?

That is up to your site, but a car park or yard is usually ideal.

Can the van park on grass?

Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

New Eltham for staff days and team lunches

New Eltham is about 1 mile south-east of Eltham, in Greater London. Wherever your staff event is in the SE9 area, we can fry fresh for your staff. We take the van to all 764 towns and villages in Greater London. You can also see our page for London, about 8 miles away.

Among the historic houses close to New Eltham are Eltham Palace (1.1 miles north-west) and Danson House (2.4 miles north-east). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.

Here we cover the SE9, DA15 and BR7 postcode area. From Green Lane, Gerda Road and Novar Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. If your venue is just outside New Eltham, we also cover Eltham (1 mile north-west), Longlands (1 mile south-east), Coldharbour (1 mile south-west), Avery Hill (1 mile north) and Blackfen (1 mile north-east). Further out, we also take the van to London (8 miles north-west), City of Westminster (11 miles north-west), Marylebone (11 miles north-west), Kensington (13 miles west), St Pancras (10 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (9 miles north-west).

Well-known places in the area include Metropolitan Police Museum (1.4 miles east) and Eltham Community Hospital (1.1 miles north-west). Green spaces nearby include Summer Hill and The Tarn.

  • Schools near New Eltham include St Thomas More Catholic Comprehensive School (0.8 miles north-west)
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How it works

There’s very little for you to do on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your staff event. The frying and serving are down to us. For a staff lunch in New Eltham, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for later events. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:20pm.

  1. Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. The van’s spot is fixed in advance, and how it gets in.
  4. Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

Getting ready for the day

  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Make sure the van can get in
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely

Getting a price

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your team for your staff event in New Eltham? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. To get in touch, send us your details through our quote form.

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Before you choose a spot

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:

  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service

New Eltham is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

From the hatch

  • Staff lunches
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips

Browse the menu

A chip van compared with other options

A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. The van cooks on site. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is frequently the best value.

Why book our van in New Eltham

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site

See how we price and the cost guide.

Takeaway run or book a van?

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

Perfect for your staff event in New Eltham

It’s hot food on site, whatever the weather, because the cooking is inside the van.

These are some of the bookings we take around New Eltham:

  • Team away days
  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Leaving dos

Commuters will know that New Eltham station is in New Eltham itself.

Before booking anyone

  • Payment terms and deposit
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • Whether there is a minimum

Choosing a fish and chip van

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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