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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Red Hill events
Looking for a fish and chip van for your team in Red Hill? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry everything fresh on the spot.
- Friday lunch treats
- Summer team days
- Celebrating a big win
Fresh fish and chips in Red Hill
Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?
A meal out takes everyone off site. The van brings lunch to the team. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your staff event is.
What you get with us
- We cover Red Hill and the whole of Kent
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- A van that becomes part of the event
- Quick service from the hatch
See our pricing or the cost guide.
About our corporate fish and chip catering in Red Hill
A chip van lunch is one of the simplest ways to say thank you to a team. There’s no room to book and no kitchen needed, and it gets people talking. We are frequently asked to cater leaving dos and warehouse, depot and site teams, serving mushy peas, cod and chips and haddock and chips.
For farms and rural sites near Red Hill, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Let us know about tracks and gates. You will know what’s included before you book: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.
What a fish and chip van costs
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- The menu and how many choices
- The minimum booking
- Parking and the way in
The cost per head generally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.
Getting an accurate quote
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:
- Where you’d like the van to go
- Allergies and diets you know about
- The date and time of the event
- A photo of the space and the way in
Each quote is put together for your staff event. Start with your date, and we will check availability straight away.
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Allergies and dietary needs
Most events have a few staff with dietary needs. To look after them:
- Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
- Collect allergies in advance
- Find out what documents the site needs
- Ask staff to pre-order
We can serve each shift in turn, as agreed in advance.
Some teams make it a regular treat.
What the van needs
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but a few things matter:
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.
Popular choices
- Pie and chips
- Staff lunches
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
Business events near Red Hill
Red Hill is about 4 miles west of Maidstone, in Kent. We serve staff events at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Red Hill and nearby villages. Red Hill is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. You can also see our page for London, about 28 miles away.
Red Hill is about 28 miles from central London, well within our area. For staff and visitors coming by train, Wateringbury station, about 0.8 miles south-west, is the nearest station.
This part of Kent takes in ME18. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Teston (1 mile south-east), Wateringbury (1 mile south-west), Nettlestead (1 mile south-west), Barming Heath (1 mile east) and West Farleigh (1 mile south-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (4 miles east), Sittingbourne (14 miles north-east), Dartford (15 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (11 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (11 miles south-west) and Gravesend (12 miles north).
A little further out are Teapot Island (2.7 miles south) and Oakwood Hospital (2.4 miles east).
- Local schools include The Malling School (2.1 miles north)
- Nearby, you’ll find North Pole pub (0.5 miles north)
What comes out of the fryer
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.
Working with your venue
If you’re organising for someone else, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.
Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will work through them with you.
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your staff instead.
The process
Because we cook inside the van, rain doesn’t stop us. It’s worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. Lunchtime staff treats in Red Hill are in daylight all year round, but evening events need lights from about 3:50pm in December or 7:00pm in late September.
- You tell us the date, the site, rough numbers and your break times.
- We check the site and send a price and any details facilities need.
- We arrange the van’s spot and arrival with the site.
- We serve hot from the hatch through your break or shifts.
- We clear up and leave the site as we found it.
Preparing for the day
- Share the timings for the day
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Get permission for the van from the venue
Ask for a quote
Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll come back with a clear quote.
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Questions from Red Hill
Is Red Hill close to London?
Roughly 28 miles from the centre of London.
Is Red Hill too small for a chip van?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.
How far ahead should we book?
As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it’s worth asking.
How does payment work for businesses?
We’ll explain how it works when we quote for businesses.
Do we need to provide anything?
A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we will confirm the rest.
How long are you on site?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.
How much does a fish and chip van for your team cost in Red Hill?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your staff event and we will send a quote.
How long will the queue be?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Give us your numbers and service window, and we’ll plan service around it.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch