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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Nettlestead

Looking for a fish and chip van for your team in Nettlestead? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry everything fresh on the spot.

  • Charity and fundraising days at work
  • Retirement and leaving lunches
  • Thank-you lunches for the team

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Fresh fish and chips in Nettlestead

Before you choose a spot

Before the day, we will agree where the van parks. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • A spot near your staff
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.

Popular choices

  • Staff lunches
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips

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How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Nettlestead

We park in your car park, yard or forecourt, so staff don’t have to go anywhere. We’re frequently asked to cater charity days and fish Friday treats, with sausage and chips, cod and chips and mushy peas.

Near Nettlestead, workplaces can be far from shops, which makes a chip van a real treat. We cook inside the van, right where your staff are, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.

Fish and chips plated on a dark dish
Where
Nettlestead (ME18)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?

A meal out takes everyone off site. A van comes to you. The date matters too: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. It is worth asking early.

Why book our van in Nettlestead

  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site

Read how we price and the cost guide.

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

Every booking is priced individually, based on a few main things:

  • The number of meals
  • The day of the week
  • Parking and the way in
  • The minimum booking

Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

What to tell us

Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:

  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Where the van would park
  • Expected numbers
  • Where the event is

Still finalising the details? That’s fine: tell us the basics about your staff event, and we will firm it up nearer the time. Start when you are ready: send us your details through our quote form.

Organising for someone else?

If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we’ll keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

Planning for dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Flag any coeliac staff
  • Ask staff to pre-order
  • Find out what documents the site needs
  • Confirm allergies by email

A quick message to staff when the van opens helps, and stagger departments if you can.

A pre-order list speeds things up and helps with allergies.

How the day works

We need a level, firm place to park the van, near your staff, which we agree with you beforehand. Lunchtime bookings in Nettlestead are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 3:50pm, so evening events need a lit spot. Summer events have daylight until around 9:20pm.

  1. We start with a few details about your staff event.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your staff.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day

Get a quote

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Related guides

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. A van is designed for exactly this.

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips.

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal.

Nettlestead questions

Is Nettlestead close to London?

About 28 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

What’s the nearest station to Nettlestead?

Wateringbury station, in Nettlestead itself.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

Can you feed staff across different shifts?

Yes, if we know the times. We’ll plan it with you.

Do you have documents for our site?

Sites vary, so send us the list and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Is everything cooked fresh?

It is. The fryers are in the van, so food is cooked there and then, rather than made in advance.

How soon do we need to book?

As soon as you have a date. Peak dates go quickly, so it pays to ask early.

Can you park in our car park or yard?

Your facilities team decides, but car parks and yards usually work well.

Workplace catering around Nettlestead

Nettlestead is about 5 miles west of Maidstone, in Kent. Tell us where your staff event in Nettlestead will be, and we’ll plan access and set-up before the day. Nettlestead is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 28 miles away.

Central London is about 28 miles from Nettlestead, well within our area. Commuters will know that Wateringbury station is in Nettlestead itself.

Here we cover the ME18 postcode area, and we can serve your staff event anywhere in it. From Henrys Close, Glenleigh Road and Orchard Crescent or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. If your venue is just outside Nettlestead, we also cover Wateringbury (1 mile north-east), Red Hill (1 mile north-east), Teston (1 mile north-east), Nettlestead Green (1 mile south) and West Farleigh (2 miles east). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (5 miles east), Sittingbourne (15 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (10 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (10 miles south-west), Gravesend (13 miles north) and Tonbridge (7 miles south-west).

Well-known places in the area include Teapot Island (1.9 miles south) and Leybourne Castle (3.8 miles north).

  • Pubs nearby include The Railway pub (less than half a mile east)
Map of Nettlestead © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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