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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Steven's Crouch

Treat your staff to fresh fish and chips at your staff event in Steven's Crouch. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Retirement and leaving lunches
  • Open days and customer events
  • Friday lunch treats

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Corporate fish and chip catering for Steven's Crouch events

Takeaway run or book a van?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Corporate fish and chip catering in Steven's Crouch, cooked to order

Open days and customer events work well too: visitors queue, chat and stay longer. We’re often asked to cater team away days and retirement send-offs, serving cod and chips, pie and chips and haddock and chips.

Near Steven's Crouch, workplaces can be far from shops, so a chip van lunch is welcome. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

Where
Steven's Crouch (TN33)
Region
East Sussex
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray

How the day works

Nothing is cooked before it’s needed. Each portion is battered and fried as it’s ordered, which is why it tastes like it does at the seaside. For a staff lunch in Steven's Crouch, daylight is not an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so evening events need a lit spot. Summer events have daylight until around 9:15pm.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Preparing for the day

  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day

How to get a price

Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, fill in our quote form.

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For planners, venues and organisers

Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Common questions in Steven's Crouch

Do you come out to small places like Steven's Crouch?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.

Can the van go to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will follow the site rules.

Can you cook in the rain?

Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.

How long does set-up take?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.

How fast is service?

Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. We’ll talk it through when we quote.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your staff event and we will send a quote.

Can you feed staff across different shifts?

Tell us the shift and break times and we’ll plan service around them.

What’s on the menu?

Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

Diets, allergies and planning

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Ask staff about allergies with a simple form
  • A pre-order helps with numbers and allergies
  • Tell us exactly when each group can eat
  • Confirm allergies by email

Send a message round when the van opens.

A simple pre-order helps us plan.

About the food

Curry sauce

Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce and it’s on the menu.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it’s hot, crisp and generous.

Business events near Steven's Crouch

Steven's Crouch is about 5 miles north of Bexhill-on-Sea, in East Sussex. In and around Steven's Crouch, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. Steven's Crouch is one of 289 places in East Sussex we cover. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 26 miles away.

Steven's Crouch is about 47 miles from central London. Among the historic houses close to Steven's Crouch are Durhamford Manor (4 miles north-east). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they typically set strict rules for vehicles. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 7 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

This part of East Sussex takes in TN33. We can serve a staff event on streets such as Catsfield Road and Crowders Lane, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Steven's Crouch, we also cover Penhurst (2 miles north-west), Battle (2 miles east), Netherfield (2 miles north), Mountfield (3 miles north-east) and Twelve Oaks (4 miles north-west). Larger places within reach include Eastbourne (11 miles south-west), Hastings (6 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (5 miles south), Hailsham (9 miles west), Crowborough (15 miles north-west) and St Leonards (6 miles south-east).

Nearby you’ll also find Bexhill Hospital (4.4 miles south) and Old Castle (4.6 miles north-west). Open spaces near Steven's Crouch include Senlac Hill and Church Wood and Robsack Wood.

Map of Steven's Crouch © OpenStreetMap contributors

What affects the price in Steven's Crouch

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • How long we serve
  • Distance and any road charges
  • How many people are eating
  • Your choice of menu

Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

Details that help

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • A photo of the parking spot
  • Where the van would park
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Your date and serving time

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

What the van needs

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • Lighting nearby for evening events

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.

From the hatch

  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Staff lunches
  • Haddock and chips

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Perfect for your staff event in Steven's Crouch

It doesn’t need a meeting room, a kitchen or a restaurant booking, so it is easy to organise.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:

  • Open days and customer events
  • Retirement send-offs
  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses
  • Staff thank-you lunches

For colleagues arriving by train, Battle station is about 2.3 miles away.

Questions to ask before you book

  • When final numbers are due
  • The service time, and the cost of running over
  • Whether travel is included
  • If the price includes VAT

15 questions to ask before you book

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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