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Corporate fish and chip catering in Stockland Green, Kent
From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, a fish and chip van for your team turns food into part of your staff event in Stockland Green.
- Open days
- Celebrating a big win
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
Book the van in Stockland Green
About our corporate fish and chip catering in Stockland Green
It suits office staff, drivers, warehouse teams and site crews alike, because it is familiar and filling. Whether it is summer team days and retirement send-offs, we’ll put together a menu of cod and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas.
At country workplaces around Stockland Green, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Let us know about tracks and gates. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before booking.
What affects the price in Stockland Green
We’ll give you a clear quote. What affects it most:
- Any minimum charge
- Your choice of menu
- How long we serve
- How easy the site is to reach
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your staff event.
Getting an accurate quote
To speed things up, tell us:
- Anything awkward about the way in
- The address or venue name
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- The date and when you’d like to eat
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can use our quote form.
Allergies and dietary needs
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:
- Put allergy details in writing
- Tell us exactly when each group can eat
- Let us know about coeliac disease
- Ask facilities what paperwork they need
Plan the queue away from vehicle routes.
A simple pre-order helps us plan.
Stockland Green questions
Do you come out to small places like Stockland Green?
No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.
Can the van park in Barnett's Wood?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council. Check with them first.
Do you do anything other than fish?
Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we will be honest about what’s possible.
What does the van need?
Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. If in doubt, send a photo.
Where do you take the van?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
What does it cost to hire the van?
We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.
How far ahead should we book?
As soon as you have a date. Popular dates book up first, so it pays to ask early.
Can you serve children?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we will include them in the plan.
Planning a team lunch in Stockland Green
Stockland Green is about 2 miles north-west of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. People in Stockland Green book us for all sorts of reasons, but it always starts the same way: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We serve all 922 towns and villages in Kent. Our bookings stretch from Stockland Green to Brighton (about 27 miles away).
For staff and visitors coming by train, the closest railway station is High Brooms station, roughly 2 miles east of the centre. Historic houses near Stockland Green include Penshurst Place (2.5 miles north-west) and Groombridge Place (3.3 miles south-west). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans. With the High Weald National Landscape within about 8 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.
For staff events in TN3, we just need to know where the van can park. We can serve a staff event on streets such as Stockland Green Road and Etherington Hill or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Close by, we cover staff events in Speldhurst (1 mile west), Bidborough (1 mile north), Southborough (1 mile east), Bullingstone (1 mile south-west) and Printstile (1 mile north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (15 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (9 miles north), Tonbridge (4 miles north-east), Kings Hill (11 miles north-east), Paddock Wood (7 miles east) and Snodland (15 miles north-east).
Well-known places in the area include Royal Victoria Place (2 miles south-east) and Tonbridge Castle (3.3 miles north-east). The countryside around Stockland Green includes Broadwater Warren RSPB Reserve and Barden Lake.
- Local schools include Bennett Memorial Diocesan School (1.1 miles south-east) and St Gregory's Catholic School (1.2 miles east)
- Pubs nearby include The Beehive Public House (0.6 miles north-east)
Why choose a fish and chip van in Stockland Green?
With a barbecue, somebody ends up at the grill. With a van, nobody from the team has to cook. A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.
Why Stockland Green hosts choose us
- Everything cooked to order at your event
- A quote that spells everything out
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
Take a look at our pricing or our guide to van hire costs.
What happens on the day
The van turns up at the agreed time, parks where we agreed. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts at the time you asked for. A lunch-break van visit in Stockland Green is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it’s dark by about 3:55pm in December.
- We start with a few details about your staff event.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- We cook to order on the day for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Getting ready for the day
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Keep space clear for staff at the hatch
Get a quote
Each quote is put together for your staff event. Give us your date first, and we will check availability right away.
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For event organisers in Stockland Green
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
If you are organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.
What the van needs
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- A spot near your staff
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.
What we serve
- Pie and chips
- Staff lunches
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
Occasions we serve in Stockland Green
People mix in the queue and talking.
Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Stockland Green book the van for events such as:
- Fish Friday treats
- Summer team days
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
- Staff appreciation days
Stockland Green sits roughly 28 miles from central London, well within our area.
What to look for in a quote
- Allergen information for each item
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- When payment is due
- Any minimum charge
A closer look at the menu
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, perfect with chips or a sausage.
Cod and chips
Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it’s what most people in the south ask for. We batter it and fry it to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.
Also near Stockland Green
More for events in Stockland Green
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch