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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Swaile's Green events

Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Swaile's Green? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry fresh while your staff queue at the hatch.

  • Team away days
  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Open days and customer events

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FAQs for Swaile's Green

What’s the nearest station to Swaile's Green?

The closest is Robertsbridge station, roughly 3.1 miles away.

Is Swaile's Green close to London?

About 46 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Where will the van go on our site?

Usually, if there’s a level spot and the site allows it. Facilities will decide the spot.

Do you take everything away?

The pitch is left as we found it. It helps to have bins near the hatch.

What do you bring?

Everything is cooked in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

Can you invoice the company?

Tell us what your finance team needs and we’ll explain.

Corporate fish and chip catering in Swaile's Green, fried fresh

Whether it’s a Friday treat or an end-of-quarter thank you, the van makes the day feel special. We serve mushy peas, cod and chips and sausage and chips, and we’re often booked for leaving dos and summer staff parties.

At country workplaces around Swaile's Green, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Tell us about access. We serve from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and service is quick once we’re up and running.

Two pieces of battered fish on a white plate
Location
Swaile's Green (TN32)
County
East Sussex
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Quoted for your event
Page updated
24 October 2026

Where the van can park in Swaile's Green

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but a few things matter:

  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.

From the hatch

  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips

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Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

A meal out takes everyone off site. A van comes to you. There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

Why Swaile's Green hosts choose us

  • Bookings across East Sussex, including Swaile's Green
  • All the chip-shop extras
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • A menu almost everyone likes

Read how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

What happens on the day

There’s very little for you to do on the day: point us to the spot and get on with your staff event. We handle the cooking and serving. Summer events after work in Swaile's Green have light until about 9:15pm; in late May it’s about 8:45pm.

  1. We start with your date, site, numbers and shifts.
  2. You get a quote and answers to facilities’ questions.
  3. We agree where the van parks and when it arrives with you or facilities.
  4. We serve hot from the hatch through your break or shifts.
  5. Afterwards, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time

Ask for a quote

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your team for your staff event in Swaile's Green? Send us the details and we will reply with a clear price. To contact us, fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

Prices and what affects them

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:

  • How many people are eating
  • Parking and the way in
  • Service time
  • The minimum booking

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your staff event is.

Details that help

You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:

  • Where the event is
  • A photo of the parking spot
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Expected numbers

To get a price, use our quote form. Tell us about your staff event in Swaile's Green, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.

About the food

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.

Sausage and chips

For anyone who doesn’t fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and children love it.

Diets, allergies and planning

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:

  • Ask staff about allergies with a simple form
  • Ask staff to pre-order
  • Ask facilities about access
  • Flag any coeliac staff

After the last group, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.

For planners, venues and organisers

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

Planning a team lunch in Swaile's Green

Swaile's Green is about 7 miles north of Hastings, in East Sussex. We cover Swaile's Green as standard, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. We cover all 289 towns and villages across East Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 30 miles away.

Swaile's Green is about 46 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard. Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: the nearest station is Robertsbridge station, about 3.1 miles north-west. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 7 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

We serve staff events across the TN32 postcode area. For staff events just outside Swaile's Green, we cover Cripp's Corner (1 mile north), Staplecross (1 mile north-east), Whatlington (2 miles south-west), Sedlescombe (2 miles south) and Snagshall (2 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Hastings (7 miles south), Bexhill-on-Sea (8 miles south), Hailsham (13 miles south-west), St Leonards (7 miles south), Polegate (15 miles south-west) and Hastings Old Town (8 miles south).

Nearby you’ll also find Conquest Hospital (5.4 miles south) and Nortons Farm Museum (3 miles south). Green spaces nearby include Senlac Hill.

  • Local schools include Vinehall School (1.5 miles west)
  • Nearby, you will find The White Hart pub (less than half a mile north-east)
Map of Swaile's Green © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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