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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in West Twyford
Corporate fish and chip catering in West Twyford: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- Thank-you lunches for the team
- Team away days
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About our corporate fish and chip catering in West Twyford
Facilities can deal with us directly, and we will go through what your site needs from us. We serve cod and chips, mushy peas and pie and chips, and we are regularly asked to cater staff appreciation days and celebrating a big win.
For offices in and around West Twyford, the van typically parks in a car park, yard or loading bay, if the building allows it. Facilities teams usually need to approve the van, and access needs planning. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.
- Location
- West Twyford (NW10, HA0, W5)
- Area hub
- Greater London
- Menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Ask us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.
How the day works
If the plan changes on the day, a quick word is all it takes: we can start a little later or slow the pace to suit your staff event. A lunch-break van visit in West Twyford is always in daylight, but evening events need lights from about 3:55pm in December or 7:05pm in late September.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
Getting ready for the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
How to get a price
To get a price, use our quote form. Tell us about your staff event in West Twyford, and we will check the date and send a price.
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Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
A meal out takes everyone off site. A van comes to you. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.
Why us?
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- A quote that spells everything out
- Everything cooked to order at your event
- A menu almost everyone likes
See how we price or the cost guide.
Where the van can park in West Twyford
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. These are the things we check:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- A short walk from the party
West Twyford is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.
On the menu in West Twyford
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Staff lunches
Nearby places to West Twyford
What else we do in West Twyford
Planning a team lunch in West Twyford
West Twyford is about 2 miles west of Harlesden, in Greater London. For staff events in West Twyford, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields in and around West Twyford. We take the van to all 764 towns and villages across Greater London. Our bookings stretch from West Twyford to London (8 miles away).
Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: the closest railway station is Stonebridge Park station, roughly 0.8 miles north of the centre. With the A40 nearby, access for the van is straightforward.
We take the van to staff events all over NW10, HA0 and W5. From Water Road, Dukes Road and Abbey Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. With the A40 close by, West Twyford is easy for us to reach. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Park Royal (1 mile south-east), Alperton (1 mile north-west), Stonebridge Park (1 mile north-east), Hanger Hill (1 mile south) and Stonebridge (1 mile north-east). Within a short drive, we also cover London (8 miles east), City of Westminster (6 miles east), Marylebone (6 miles east), Kensington (4 miles south-east), St Pancras (7 miles east) and Shoreditch (9 miles east).
A little further out are London Designer Outlet (1.6 miles north) and London Transport Museum Depot (2 miles south). Within reach you’ll find Hanger Hill Wood and Castlebar Hill.
- Local schools include Alperton Community School (0.8 miles north-west) and The Ellen Wilkinson School for Girls (1.1 miles south)
- Local pubs include Ace Cafe London pub (0.6 miles north)
- Other local spots include Middlesex (0.7 miles north-east) and Library for Iranian Studies (1.8 miles south)
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:
- How easy the site is to reach
- Numbers
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- The length of service
There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.
Getting an accurate quote
To speed things up, tell us:
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- A picture of where the van would go
- Anything awkward about the way in
- The venue or postcode
It is easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Events we cater in West Twyford
It’s memorable.
In West Twyford and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:
- Open days
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- Friday lunch treats
Among the historic houses close to West Twyford are Pitzhanger Manor (1.8 miles south-west) and Gunnersbury Park (2.4 miles south). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.
What to look for in a quote
- When final numbers are due
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- What happens if plans change
- What the van needs: space, access, power
Planning for dietary needs
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Send round an allergy question
- Tell us exactly when each group can eat
- Tell us about coeliac staff specifically
We arrive before your break to park and heat the fryers, so service starts on time.
A sign in reception or a team message builds the excitement.
West Twyford questions
Could you trade in St. Raphael's Edible Garden?
Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first.
What about parking in West Twyford?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will plan around it.
Can you park in our car park or yard?
Your facilities team decides, but a car park or yard is normally ideal.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. Bins for staff are worth planning.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.
What does it cost to hire the van?
We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers and we will reply with a price.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.
Can you cook in the rain?
We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.
The menu, dish by dish
Cod and chips
Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it’s what most people in the south ask for. It is battered and fried to order, so it is crisp when it reaches you.
Pie and chips
A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it is especially welcome on a cold day.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch