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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Witley

A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van for your team in Witley.

  • Fish Friday treats
  • Thank-you lunches for the team
  • Summer team days

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A chip van near Witley

Should I sort the food myself?

Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Corporate fish and chip catering in Witley, cooked to order

We work with your facilities team on access and parking, and we’ll go through what your site needs from us. For project milestones and thank-you lunches for the team, we’ll put together a menu of haddock and chips, sausage and chips and pie and chips for your guests.

For farms and rural sites near Witley, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Tell us about access. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

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Where
Witley (GU8)
Area hub
Surrey
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026

Organising for someone else?

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

We will give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:

  • Numbers
  • The menu and how many choices
  • Parking and the way in
  • The date and time of year

There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

What we need to know

These details help us quote quickly:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • The venue or postcode
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • Where you’d like the van to go

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

Where the van can park in Witley

We will be honest if a spot won’t work, and help find another. What matters most:

  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

On the menu in Witley

  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips

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What happens on the day

When we arrive, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Then everything is fried to order, timed around your staff event. Summer events after work in Witley have light until about 9:20pm; in late May it is about 8:55pm, and in winter the yard or car park will need lighting.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

Before we arrive

  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

Getting a price

We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Diets, allergies and planning

We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet
  • Ask facilities about access
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Share the shift pattern

We arrive before your break to park and heat the fryers, so service starts on time.

A simple pre-order helps us plan.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Witley?

A barbecue needs someone to cook. With a van, nobody from the team has to cook. Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.

What you get with us

  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • We cover Witley and the whole of Surrey
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side

Take a look at how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

Witley questions

Is Witley close to London?

About 34 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Is Witley too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Do you fry it on site?

Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.

What does the van need?

Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a picture if you are not sure.

How soon do we need to book?

The sooner the better. Popular dates book up first, so it pays to ask early.

Do we need to provide anything?

Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we will say what we need.

What happens if it rains?

The weather does not stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

Do you come to Witley?

Yes, we do. Witley is one of the places we cover. Send us your date to check availability.

Occasions we serve in Witley

It suits shift teams, because service can be planned in waves.

These are some of the bookings we take:

  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Team away days
  • Open days and customer events
  • Charity and fundraising days at work

Within reach of Witley are historic houses such as Loseley Park (4.6 miles north-east). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.

Before you book anyone

  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • Whether travel is included
  • What happens if plans change
  • What the price includes, item by item

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Business events near Witley

Witley is about 7 miles south-west of Guildford, in Surrey. Whether your staff event is in the middle of Witley or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We cover all 395 towns and villages in Surrey, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Witley to Guildford (about 7 miles away).

For colleagues arriving by train, Milford (Surrey) station, about 0.9 miles north-east, is the nearest station. Central London is about 34 miles from Witley, and we cover it as standard. With the Surrey Hills National Landscape within about 5 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.

For staff events in GU8, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many staff. Streets in the area include Sunny Down, Willow Mead and Dorlcote Way, and the van can serve a staff event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. For staff events just outside Witley, we cover Cramhurst (1 mile north), Ockford Ridge (1 mile north-east), Mousehill (1 mile north), Enton Green (1 mile east) and Milford (1 mile north). Within a short drive, we also cover Guildford (7 miles north-east), Woking (12 miles north), Camberley (13 miles north), Farnham (7 miles north-west), Dorking (15 miles east) and Frimley (11 miles north).

A little further out are Godalming Museum (2.6 miles north-east) and Milford Hospital (1.4 miles north-east). Within reach you will find Upper Lake and Hydon's Ball.

  • Schools near Witley include Rodborough (0.6 miles north) and King Edward's School Witley (1.2 miles south)
  • Pubs nearby include The Star Public House (within half a mile north-east)
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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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